77: The Resurrection of Gavin Stone

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2017

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Resurrection of Gavin Stone; the story of a washed up, burned out child star turning his life over to Jesus and settling for a four.

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0:00.0	It's time for him to act and this is amazing. This scene is like
0:08.6	imagine if in pitch perfect the cast a lead actress that couldn't sing and no one ever acknowledged that.
0:15.0	When I'm gone, when I'm gone,
0:20.0	you're gonna mess me, can you take this subway sandwich out of your mouth? Nope
0:25.8	I thought I had a good audition for terrible
0:31.1	I thought I had a good audition for terrible that. realize making fun.
0:35.0	God awful movies. Welcome back to the gamcast where each week we sample another selection from Christian
0:54.0	cinema because fictional apoculences seems so quaint now. I'm your host Noah
0:58.5	Aleutians and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath and right.
1:01.7	Heath welcome back. Thanks Noah Noah thanks. You know who
1:04.6	make the best actors? W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W.
1:09.4	Apparently. And sitting 81 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick Eli how are you this fine afternoon sir?
1:16.8	I'm so happy
1:18.8	Are you and dehydrated? Yeah, was expecting that. We'll learn all about I don't get it yet.
1:26.1	Our lovely little lead actor in a moment. Yeah so tell us Heath what will we be breaking down today?
1:33.4	All right, we watched the resurrection of Gavin Stone.
1:38.4	It's about a former child actor who hits rock bottom
1:41.5	and finds Jesus. It's basically the story of like Kirk
1:45.4	Cameron, Melissa Joan Hart and all those other assholes who started making
1:48.8	terrible movies for us to do podcasts about the movie which we're doing a podcast about.
1:54.0	It's like double meadow. Wow.
1:57.0	We need a movie about them making a podcast about our podcast.
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