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77: The Juicebox Ain't Worth the Squeeze

We're Here to Help

Headgum

Comedy

4.93.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a joke at the gym and beef at a boat party. Later, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 18 “This is Where the Watermelon Comes Into Play with Max Greenfield.”

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0:00.0

This is a HeadGum Podcast. 2 out. We're, we're, we're here,

0:14.0

2, 2, 2, 2, 2,

0:17.0

Oh, oh, out,

0:19.0

We're, we're, we're,

0:20.0

with you, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, And we are back.

0:25.0

are back.

0:30.0

All right.

0:32.0

I always like to think when those happen the old bulls lights

0:37.5

Oh nice that like that as we start the everybody like the whole audience is sitting in one arena the lights go off the

0:43.4

lights go off. You're eating popcorn and you go like, oh, the show's starting.

0:48.7

I even though I'm a Wisconsin Homer that those bulls years where they would come out to that song were just

0:55.3

You know, it's crazy that whole intro with the music with the lights that was just one goobers. Somebody who worked for the organization was like,

1:05.0

Hey, can I can I pitch something?

1:08.0

Yeah, I'm like, okay, go ahead, Dan.

1:10.0

So the way we intro our stars, Michael Jordan, Scotty, Pipp and Hor, it's a go on, go on.

1:17.4

Rather than just start the basketball game, what if it was like a show?

1:22.4

And then you go, yeah, now all of them,

1:24.6

they have like fake fireworks, but beforehand,

1:26.8

I'm sure it was like you went to a high school game.

1:29.2

You could do it.

1:30.2

And like you would have that in like the 70s NBA. you were just like the Chicago Bulls versus the Indiana Pacers.

1:36.3

And then you'd have a bunch of like degenerate gamblers being like,

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