77: Temptation (Hoe) Island - Are You Serious, Hall? (S5E8)

Reality TV Cringe

Beatrice & Deelia

Comedy, Tv Reviews, Tv & Film

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🗓️ 8 August 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Bea and Dee have gathered their Fat Raccoon Selves in the Reality TV Cringe Municipal Dumpster to once again talk about the vapidity of Temptation (Hoe) Island. The girls waste no time bashing each couple for their stupidity and hypocrisy, as every person on this damn show makes fools of themselves! Bea and Dee are offensive AF in this episode, so hide yo wife and hide yo kids! The raccoons are out and they're ready to eat some trash!

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0:00.0	Hi, reclons.
0:11.7	Hey, everybody.
0:14.2	Welcome to the reality TV cringe podcast where we serve up all the trash that's fit to eat.
0:20.7	You're welcome.'re welcome you're
0:21.9	so welcome raccoons god we're all fat here just rummaging around in this dumpster you didn't need to
0:27.6	say that i feel like every podcast you make a point of mentioning how rotund we are but i know you don't
0:35.5	mean you because i see you you're so little people of the world. Raccoons, you are a little person. You're not a little person. Not scientifically, technically. Not like an actual little person, but you're a small person. I am. Of the two of us. I'm a hobbit. I'm the bigger person by a damn sight. I'm 5-9, girl. I know, you're tall. What are you?
0:56.0	You're like, I'm 5-4. You're a little. I am a little baby girl. Oh my God, so you think I'm fat?
1:01.4	No. Kind of. How rude. I know I'm fat, girl. I went to Des Moines and I couldn't eat any food oh my god because I was so sick
1:14.1	because I broke my fast just to keep everybody up on what happened you're crazy dude I went to
1:18.6	Des Moines for my yearly fucking adventure and I broke my fast on the road and I got very sick immediately
1:25.8	and the entire time I was in Des Moines, I was fucking sick. But since I have been home, you have seen with your own two raccoon eyes that I've been eating a lot. Oh, yeah. I made you a cake. And I was the own nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, no, no, no, no, no. So good. I know. So I'm getting fat again. No, you're not. I feel like I'm getting fat.
1:44.9	No, you're not.
1:59.9	I'm trying to stay true to my raccoon persona, right? And being the fattest raccoon in the dumpster. But I got to start eating less. You're crazy, dude. Just not today, bitch. You're not. Not today's Satan. Not today's Satan. No. No.
2:01.0	Anyways,
2:01.8	so we're back.
2:02.2	Yeah.
2:04.2	We're here to talk about Ho Island.
2:01.8	Oh. Not today's Satan. Not today's Satan. No. No. Anyways, so we're back.
2:02.2	Yeah.
2:17.6	We're here to talk about Ho Island. And I just want to issue an actual apology to everybody in the room. Come closer, everybody. Get in the stumpster with me. Gather around. Just gather around. I'm sorry about Temptation Island. I know. You hyped us up for it. really thought it was going to be so fucking good.
2:19.0	And people,
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