77 - Tax the Dentists

Delete This!

Hank Green

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2019

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Gonna get in the weeds about social capital today. Also about crabs.

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0:00.0	Remember how lemon used to go?
0:02.8	Heh!
0:04.0	H!
0:05.0	Oh!
0:07.0	H.
0:08.0	Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
0:10.0	...
0:12.0	It's impossible to duplicate noise.
0:15.0	It wasn't a wine.
0:18.0	She would yawn and the smell would come out of her mouth.
0:22.0	Oh my god.
0:23.0	And her butt and then the tiny squeak and you're like, what?
0:27.0	What is it?
0:31.0	This was a dog that you had to be so hyper vigilant about because she didn't
0:36.7	know how to communicate with people. And so she'd be like, why aren't you letting me outside?
0:41.2	Yeah. And it's like, because you've given us no signals.
0:44.3	You gave us nothing.
0:45.3	You stood up.
0:46.5	Yeah, that's it.
0:47.5	You yawned.
0:49.4	You lifted your left paw briefly from the corner of the room.
0:55.6	What an anxiety producer.
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