77: Skepticrat077 - Jim Kroeger Edition
The Skepticrat
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.8 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 6 August 2018
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
On this week's episode: We win millions by asking Donald Trump what the lottery numbers WON'T be … Winnie the Pooh will be detained by communists … And we LOSE millions by asking ELI what the best STOCKS won't be.
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Headline Sources:
Trump says impressive list of stupid things this week even for him: https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/02/politics/mueller-investigation-jeff-sessions-tweet/index.html https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/02/politics/donald-trump-shutdown/index.html https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/01/opinions/trump-has-no-earthly-clue-about-how-everyday-people-live-psaki/index.html
Update on Week One of Manafort Trial: http://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/400327-five-things-to-know-about-manaforts-first-week-in-court
Eli got in another Facebook fight and immediately wrote a headline while typing all loud: https://www.vox.com/2018/8/3/17644704/sarah-jeong-new-york-times-tweets-backlash-racism
Trump calls LeBron James and Don Lemon stupid: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/melania-trump-comes-to-lebron-james-defense-after-presidents-insultus5b660139e4b0b15abaa3d6e7 https://www.rawstory.com/2018/08/michael-jordan-throws-support-behind-lebron-james-spat-trump-president-included-like-mike-hate-tweet/
China bans Christopher Robin: https://www.vox.com/2018/8/4/17651630/christopher-robin-banned-in-china-pooh
North Korean nuclear talks going nowhere: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-45069951
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | It's Monday. |
| 0:03.0 | August 6th. And the word of the day is Tibialo concupisant, which means having a lascivious interest in watching women put on stockings. |
| 0:24.1 | Used in a sentence, I'm not Tibialo concupisant, but I do have a very wholesome interest in watching |
| 0:30.6 | women put on stock. Cool, so the through line of our podcast now is just officially heath sexuality, huh? |
| 0:37.0 | Yes, okay. |
| 0:38.0 | When was it? |
| 0:39.0 | I'm locking that in. |
| 0:40.0 | I don't know about you guys, but I like to keep my kink to things I can type quickly with my left hand. |
| 0:43.7 | Anyway I'm no illusions. |
| 0:45.7 | I'm Eli Bosnick. |
| 0:47.1 | I'm Heath Enwright and Broadcasting Delayed from America's far center we are the Skeptocrats. |
| 0:53.8 | On this week's episode, we win millions by asking Donald what the lottery numbers won't be. |
| 0:59.8 | Winnie the poo will be detained by communists. |
| 1:02.3 | And we lose millions by asking Eli... Winnie the poo will be detained by communists. |
| 1:02.6 | And we lose millions by asking Eli what the best stocks won't be. |
| 1:06.5 | But first, the rest of the intro music. Joining me for headlines tonight, our fellow sceptic rats, no illusions, and Eli Bosnick. |
| 1:22.0 | Noah, Eli, you guys ready for some Chicago loving coming right up? |
| 1:27.0 | I got my anti-Nazi medication, Cliff Bars, in case there's no food for me to eat, |
| 1:31.0 | and my nerve suppressants if it gets really bad so I guess you could say |
| 1:34.5 | fuck yeah. |
| 1:36.5 | Right. |
| 1:38.5 | I've got a manic depressive paranoid finicky vegan that fart's blood is my travel buddy. I got that to look forward to airport security so yeah part |
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