77: Mother's Day/Butt Plugs

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2014

⏱️ 50 minutes

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In this episode we discuss moms, ukeleles, and stinky situations.
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0:00.0	If you're in sticky situation, I think that you might need a place to run and try to hide away.
0:12.0	Look no further than a mere jake, can your burdens they will gladly take?
0:19.0	A mere overstated that old, these dudes will give you some good advice, or at least they'll try.
0:32.0	Actually I cannot promise you that, but they will do the best to make it funny.
0:41.0	Hell yeah!
0:50.0	Loser!
0:51.0	No!
0:52.0	You're the loser!
0:55.0	You don't have to play any instrument.
0:58.0	Yeah, and you just disparage people who do.
1:00.0	But at least I don't pretend to play a normal sized guitar and use it just a little dinky one.
1:09.0	You don't do that?
1:11.0	Sorry, I thought you'd be on my side here.
1:14.0	He doesn't pretend it's another instrument.
1:17.0	Sorry, does.
1:18.0	Do you think everyone with the ukulele is trying to trick you?
1:20.0	Yeah, I think they're all trickster.
1:22.0	I saw you walk up to a guy playing the ukulele on the subway and you said you're not fooling anyone.
1:27.0	I said I'd give you a dollar but nice try.
1:30.0	Look at this guy, he's trying to pass us off as a guitar and clearly it's not.
1:35.0	It's some other tiny one.
1:38.0	He's trying to pretend like he's a 10 foot six inch guy playing a normal sized guitar.
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