77: Get A Paper Cut Every Time You Turn A Page vs Bite Your Tongue Every Time You Eat?| SquADDcast | All Def

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Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 800 Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2021

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Introducing the All Def SquADD Cast show “Versus". It’s a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.

This week we debate
Get A Paper Cut Every Time You Turn A Page vs Bite Your Tongue Every Time You Eat?

Eat Pizza For A Year vs No Pizza For 5 Years

Listen To A Song You Hate For A Year vs No Music For A Year?

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0:00.0	Dang, man, we was already talking.
0:01.6	Shut up. I'm not excellent.
0:05.0	You say you're not excellent.
0:06.3	You ain't black excellence.
0:08.9	I'm not excellent. I'm just okay today.
0:14.0	Leave me alone.
0:16.3	How is your baby?
0:18.8	Good. Party train.
0:20.5	Mostly except for like nighttime, but.
0:23.0	I said, how old is he?
0:24.5	Oh, I said, how is he?
0:26.1	He's two and a half.
0:28.5	Dang, man.
0:31.3	When do babies start talking?
0:36.4	Before one, they start saying little words like, dad dad like seven eight nine months well usually
0:41.9	they should say a couple of words by the time they're one if they don't kind of got to watch
0:46.4	out for them see if they got an issue yeah or can't remember my sons are not talking
0:52.6	oh well let me tell you something the uh the jojo video I can't remember my sons are not talking.
0:55.9	Oh, well, let me tell you something.
1:05.5	The, uh, the Jojo video, no, the Zsa video, when he was getting the Holy Ghost, I was like, oh, gosh, I remember. That was Jojo.
1:07.1	I was Jojo.
1:07.7	I was Joe, yeah, bro.
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