When does not simply walk into Mordor?

Grumpy old geeks, a weekly talk show hosted by Brian and Jason,

discussing the finer points of what went wrong on the internet and who's for blame.

Let's get started.

Hello, Governor.

Hello, sir. How are you? I'm good. Hello, hello.

I do not have a cold. I would like to state that out of the gate.

You know, I may sound like I sound the sultry today.

We had a little fire pit on Tuesday night because we were out skateboarding.

And I was in charge of getting the fire going and then I took in a snootful of piping hot

smoke and burned my throat and lungs. So that sounds lovely? Oh, it sucks.

Well, you may be sultry, but I'm completely and utterly out of it.

I had a more fun homeowner explosions last night. So I have not been able to really go

through a bunch of this stuff. So Jason, you're doing the heavy lifting today.

I will hold your hand. All right. Thank you very much. I just want to state for the record that the

there's a lot of, you know, the world has gone very organic as we become more technologically

inclined with with things with our foods and with our our house and our environments. We are

very organic now. I love chemicals. Okay. Fuck organics. All right. So we had a I had a little

issue with kitchen sink last night. It started to back up. Thought it was maybe the garbage disposal

whatever. So there was a lot of, you know, let's shove the hand down the drain, try to grab stuff out

whatever, all that sort of stuff. And then, you know, we went through the entire raft of organic

bullshit that that wifey likes to use, you know, vinegar and baking soda going down the drain.

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