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So Alex some of the first time color of a huge fan. I love your work. I love you. Hey everybody welcome back to knowledge fight

I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We are couple dudes like sit around drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Jones

Let me ask you Dan. Yes before we go any further. I would love to answer any questions. All right. Are we opening the floor?

Just for one though. Just one question because I had another question

If it's a follow-up, I'll allow it. Okay, but otherwise one question

Do you do you know a lot about Alex Jones? I do. Okay follow up follow up question. How much do I know about Alex?

Not much. All right there we go. That's the theme of the show. I think that was a great bit. I think we fucking nailed that

What was your fault? Oh, that was the follow-up. Yeah, I thought it was gonna be about my cool new fit back

Do you were gonna talk about it? I have to bring it up guys. I'm a fit bit guy. Yeah, there we go

I wanted to bring this up and I didn't tell you before we started recording because I think it's fun

Yeah, and I don't do stand-up anymore. So

I

Are you about to sell me a bit? I'm not gonna sell you a bit, but I'm going to make an observation

That belongs on the stage

So I've never noticed that white people be like this white people on fit fits like

So the the app it has a thing where it it buzzes your your little arm band

It's certain points like it's hooked up to my phone right

So whenever I get a text like you when you texted me I got a little buzz

But it also does it if you haven't moved in a while like if you know it's an electric shock caller

It's it'll say hey won't take a walk

I'm a while all right, and it work that just is like I do want to have a cigarette

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