77: A Homeopathy Episode So Potent You Can’t Hear It (w/Jonathan Jarry)

Conspirituality

Derek Beres, Matthew Remski, Julian Walker

Spirituality, Social Sciences, Religion & Spirituality, Science, Philosophy, Society & Culture

4.2 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2021

⏱️ 121 minutes

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To prepare this curative episode, we listened carefully to alternative health consumers for many hours, taking an exhaustive history of life challenges on physical, mental, and emotional planes. We scanned the symptoms against our compendium of disease states and prescribed the precise substances that would mirror them.Then, we took minuscule audio samples from our podcasting apothecary — skepticism, melancholy, and empathy. We mixed these, diluted them a thousand times, to the point at which they became completely inaudible. Then we shook them up and down while chanting the spell of this bespoke remedy: Conspiritualitis investigarium.Please don’t try to turn up your volume on this episode. You can’t actually hear it, and that’s what makes it so powerful. But seriously folks. Welcome to our long-awaited homeopathy show — and not a week too soon. NFL’s leading quarterback Aaron Rodgers has just admitted to endangering the entire league by opting to be “immunized” via homeopathy rather than complying with the league’s vaccination requirements. (He’s also a lying liar.) There are reports of homeopaths selling COVID19 remedies — through both small ops in the U.S., and federally-approved dispensers in India, where Narendra Modi’s Hindu Nationalists mingled sugar pills with astrology to help disguise their negligent pandemic response. Derek takes us on a tour through the strange history of this medicine that isn’t there, and interviews Jonathan Jarry of the McGill Office for Science and Society on why it haunts us. Julian contextualizes homeopathy against the broader “Complementary and Alternative Medicine” landscape. And Matthew wonders about the uses of magic. Show NotesA brief history of homeopathyVaccines and HomeopathHomeopathy: A HistoryBerlin Wall pills: a cure for emotional trauma – or royal-endorsed quackeryJonathan Jarry's homeopathy videoJonathan's articles for McGill UniversityHomeopathy And Its Founder: Views Of A British ResearcherMEASURING MYTHOLOGY: Startling Concepts in NCCAM Grant$2.5 billion spent, no alternative cures foundComplementary And Alternative Medicine -- -- --Support us on PatreonPre-order Conspirituality: How New Age Conspiracy Theories Became a Health Threat: America | Canada Follow us on Instagram | Twitter: Derek | Matthew | JulianOriginal music by EarthRise SoundSystem Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	For two decades FBI agent Robert Hansen sold secrets to the Kremlin.
0:04.1	He violated everything that my FBI stood for.
0:07.5	People died because of him.
0:08.8	Hansen was the most damaging spy in FBI history and his betrayals didn't end there.
0:13.6	Do I hate him? No, I don't hate anyone.
0:16.0	But his motive. I would love to know what his true motive so I can get that out of me.
0:21.4	How did he do it? Why?
0:23.6	Listen to agent of betrayal the double life of Robert Hansen wherever you get your podcast.
0:30.0	Hey everyone, welcome to Conspirituality. I'm Derek Barris. I'm Matthew Remske. I'm Julian Walker.
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1:09.9	Conspirituality 77. A homeopathy episode so potent, you can't hear it.
1:17.2	To prepare this curative episode, we listen carefully to alternative health consumers for many hours,
1:23.5	taking an exhaustive history of life challenges on physical, mental and emotional planes.
1:29.3	We scanned the symptoms against our compendium of disease states and prescribed the precise
1:34.8	substances that would mirror them. Then we took minuscule audio samples from our podcasting
1:42.1	apothecary skepticism, melancholy and empathy. We mixed these, diluted them a thousand times to
1:49.4	the point at which they became completely inaudible. Then we shook them up and down while chanting
1:55.6	the spell of this bespoke remedy, Conspiritualitis, Investigarium. So please, don't try to turn up
2:04.0	your volume on this episode. You can't actually hear it and that's what makes it so powerful.
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