769 AITA for keeping my cat even though my roommate is allergic? (ft. Dakota & Mollie)

AITApod (Am I The A**hole Podcast)

Danny Vega

Self-improvement, Society & Culture, Comedy, Education, Relationships

4.2 • 804 Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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(0:00) - Banter
(10:32) - AITA for keeping my cat even though my roommate is allergic?
(29:19) - AITA for wanting only the roommate to have keys to the house?
(47:05) - AITA for moving first into a new line?
(1:00:18) - AITA for eating a whole donut that was brought into work?

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0:00.0	Hi, everybody. Welcome to AITA pod. I'm Danny Vega. Returning today. You know her, you love her, or maybe not. Molly, welcome back to the show.
0:14.4	Hello to my fans. Hello to my haters. And a new guest today. I'm very excited about this. He's the token gay in our friend group,
0:24.7	the token Gen Z in our friend group. Yes. He's a lot of trouble, but a lot of fun. Dakota
0:30.8	Early Wine. Welcome to the show. Hello, my new fans and my new haters. Wow, it's happening so
0:36.8	fast for him. I can imagine a hater. What year were you born? I was born in 1999. Oh my God, but you're so tall. I am tall. I was certain Dakota was older than me. And all of my friends are baffled when they find out that I'm under. He went on a group trip and then I was like, I think we drove. We drove the hallway there. And then Dakota, we got to the like the little, it was in the desert. Yeah, Palm Springs. Palm Springs. And then we're in the little house and he's like, yeah, I'm 25. And I was like, what? No, you're not, idiot.
1:28.2	And then he was, and it hurt my feelings. I still feel like you're older than me. Yeah, I look up to you. I have an old soul, maybe. Hi, I'm Molly. I'm old. I wish. I teach yoga. One day. Yeah. You want to be old? Why do you want to be old? It's going to happen. you better welcome it in. Yeah.
1:28.6	So.
1:29.5	Yeah, exactly.
1:30.8	What a privilege. Yeah. You want to be old? Why do you want to be old? It's going to happen. You better welcome it in.
1:28.2	Yeah. Exactly. What a privilege to grow old.
1:33.0	We went to Smorgasburg, not Molly. She was invited.
1:35.2	Wait, you're saying it's so weird. What? Say it again.
1:37.6	Smorgasburg.
1:39.6	Okay. I always said Schmorgasborg.
1:42.9	No. Is mine wrong?
2:01.1	Smorgasbore. Imorgasbord. No. Smorgas, borer. I think it's, people call like charcutory boards, smorgas boards. He doesn't like what you're doing. Oh, am I? It's a little closer to you now. People call charcutory boards, smorgas boards. Ooh, I've never heard that.
2:01.9	That's fun.
2:02.7	Smorgasbord.
2:05.0	I think this is smorgasburg.
2:06.9	Is it a German word?
2:09.1	Anyway, let's talk about it for an hour.
2:10.8	So we go.
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