768 - The Dust Pan Man
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 19 April 2024
⏱️ 117 minutes
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Summary
Thanks so much to Traci and Seth for coming by today. (If you stick around until the end, you’ll get to hear Seth's daughter! She’s adorable.) Thanks to those who caught this live today, and we’ll see you back here on Monday! BDM Members - I’ll see you guys tomorrow! - d
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- Preview "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" free show on Friday.
- Update on co-host Seth’s acid reflux tests.
- Discuss hypochondria and its cost impact on healthcare.
- Announce BDM-only luau pool party, detailing entertainment and attendance.
- Promote BDM appreciation week and ACT live show with Shaggy 2 Dope; address explicit language editing challenges.
- Debate on profanity editing in the show, choosing silence over beeps.
- Share an anecdote about a Hatchetman tattoo, exploring the humor and regret in tattoo choices.
- Discuss tattoos linked to relationships and the superstition of bad luck.
- Explore personal tattoo stories and their comedic elements.
- Discuss the host's rigorous health monitoring despite frequent medical checks.
- Examine anxiety treatments including VR meditation and obscure health insurances like "Oscar Insurance."
- Describe a catheter test for stomach activity, discussing discomfort and personal experiences with medical procedures.
- Use humor and tattoos as coping mechanisms for stress.
- Debate long-term medication for conditions like acid reflux and its necessity.
- Reflect on the emotional toll of medical tests and the humorous interpretations of health issues.
- Discuss lifestyle choices, like wanting a co-host to gain weight for entertainment, and the balance between disciplined and free living.
- Casual banter about selling a Hellcat car, its value, and the feasibility of a listener raffle.
- Speculate on children’s preferences shifting from muscle cars to Teslas and the impact on future vehicle choices.
- Plan a potential Hellcat vs. Tesla race.
- Delve into digital culture impacting traditional activities like ice cream trucks.
- Discuss strategies for managing children’s screen time amidst digital allure.
- Reflect on family dynamics and parenting, including the challenges and joys of raising children in a digital age.
- Highlight a music break featuring punk rock, emphasizing cultural tastes.
- Discuss various topics from parenting methods to societal changes due to technology, maintaining a humorous and light-hearted tone throughout.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Today's a mediocre time with Tom and Dan podcast is brought to you by. |
| 0:04.4 | A brand new sponsor, My Eternal Vitality.com. |
| 0:08.7 | If, uh, you know, we're all, I feel like a lot of our listeners are middle age now you know 30s 40s 50s we want to hang |
| 0:17.7 | on to this right we want to be here for a minute and you know my wife's been talking about she was actually before we even |
| 0:24.8 | met Dr Powers my wife was already for almost a year had been investigating |
| 0:29.6 | getting her hormones tested because she has she's been exuding symptoms of could be |
| 0:34.2 | pre-minopausal could be anything really they don't know so you get to test your |
| 0:37.6 | blood yeah Dr Powers he did this really it's a very intensive but easy to do at home, hormone test, and she found |
| 0:46.8 | out that her levels are like kuku bananas. |
| 0:50.1 | So Dr. Powers, he, you know, he's like, I think if we adjust these certain things, not very much. |
| 0:55.0 | We're talking about literally micros. |
| 0:58.0 | And he had a, it looks like a little deodorant stick that is from a compound pharmacy and it's |
| 1:04.9 | specifically for her and hopefully now she's going to get some relief she got it this |
| 1:09.1 | morning we've never been more excited to the dentist household I mean if your |
| 1:12.4 | hormones are off it could cause weight |
| 1:14.8 | gain. I know this is serious stuff. I'm not. It is serious stuff and the ladies and the |
| 1:18.6 | side chicks you know what we're talking about. My wife has said it's come up in there before. |
| 1:23.0 | No, I mean women have been suffering with this for years. |
| 1:26.0 | Your hormones get off. |
| 1:27.0 | You start gaining weight. |
| 1:28.0 | Yeah, and for the dudes, I know I saw Dr Powers and the process is great and just getting checked and seeing what your levels are |
| 1:36.9 | I just did mine to go along support Andrea. Yeah, I'm gonna see where I'm at but it was she she was in need of getting some relief and getting some help here because |
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