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How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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SOne-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about St. Patrick's Day woes, Jason hates showing "the strategy," Jesus-coded influencers, personal trainer pyramid schemes, the ground beef and banana diet, Gwen Stefani went from L.A.M.B. to MAGA, Lady Gaga is a freak, has Justin Bieber ever done a Zoom call? Kim K is still sleeping with the Tesla Robot, the real reason why Don Jr's ex is dating Tiger Woods, the new Playboi Carti record, and we analyze Meghan, Duchess of Sussex's new podcast deal. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode of How Long Gone is brought to you by booking.com. Booking. Yeah, Chris, right now we're in the middle of winter. It's starting to warm up a little bit, but, you know, Carolyn and I were feeling like we need to get a little sunshine. So we booked a little trip over to Hawaii. And Carolyn, you know, this is not a joke or a bit she goes straight to
0:22.8	booking.com to sort out all of our travel I love to hear that I love booking dot com in the real world
0:28.3	yeah yeah she was able to find an amazing hotel of course we used our good friends at delta
0:33.4	for the flight but you know booking.com has all that stuff.
0:41.0	You want to find a great place that's, that's chill.
0:43.1	The pool doesn't have too many kids.
0:44.5	You know, it's walkable.
0:48.5	Maybe the valet doesn't cost $78 every time you want to go to lunch. You could find exactly what you're booking for on booking.com.
0:54.0	Booking.
0:54.5	Dot burn.
0:56.0	Nen-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-dh.
0:58.0	Yeah. How long gone coming to you live from New York City.
1:22.2	Jason, it's a gloomy Sunday here.
1:24.4	It feels somewhat appropriate.
1:26.2	What's going on with you?
1:27.8	Appropriate for what?
1:30.2	I don't know.
1:31.4	I don't know.
1:31.9	I feel like...
1:32.4	The ills of the world?
1:33.8	No, I'm not...
1:34.4	You know, I'm not one of those fucking nerds.
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