767 - Audio Innocence

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2024

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

Thanks to Ross for his time today, and much love to a lot of you guys who caught the stream LIVE! Have a fantastic weekend and we’ll see you next week! - d

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- Review of Amnesty cruise experience focusing on entertainment and guest interactions.

- Summary of Dan Dennis's campaign promises including term limits, increased fun, and reduced cabana costs.

- Tom Van's critique of Dan's campaign strategies.

- Key themes from "Time for a Bath" song.

- Overview of BDM Appreciation Week's party highlights.

- Highlights and guest lineup for ACT's 10-year anniversary show.

- Key surprises and Cadillac Pat's role in the upcoming 2024 Tom and Dan Cruise.

- Cadillac Pat buys an old payphone, sparking nostalgia for vintage tech like LeBaron convertibles.

- Dan's family moments: bagel gift from wife, Ross's show with David Jolly, and potential past confrontations.

- Preparation and insights into hosting at Orlando Funny Bone, including interactions backstage.

- Concerns over children's exposure to inappropriate content through Tenacious D's music.

- Discussion on Tori Spelling's unique bathroom habits and media reactions.

- Anecdotes from McAfee's eccentric online behavior to unusual findings in Costa Rica.

- Insights into internet detective work, challenges of online searches, and the introduction of new AI tools.

- Exploration of online business interactions, handling of negative reviews, and customer service strategies.

- Local Orlando tales: peacock issues in Wadeview neighborhood and Commissioner Sheehan's involvement.

- Upcoming community events and BDM Appreciation Week details with a humorous note on BDM exclusivity.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Do you want some delicious tacos, maybe some double Ds, maybe a mouth hugger burrito?
0:05.5	I do.
0:06.2	Dang Césadilla.
0:07.3	I don't want the sandwich I bought across the street.
0:09.1	I want delicious gringoes, locos with locations downtown, Soto, the milk district, UCF, 2 in the Amway.
0:18.4	Yeah.
0:18.6	But I have to thank you, or maybe Crystal, for finding Gringoes 20 years ago. It was a long time, yeah. Their first location downtown. You were working downtown, and you said, hey, I went to this place. You got to go to this place and get these double-de-tokers. They're overstuffed. They got all the stuff on them. They got the valetina hot sauce on. And you got to go. You got to go. And you took me and I've been there ever since.
0:42.7	Don't sleep on Gringo's catering either. If you have an event coming up, birthday party.
0:47.3	I know like, you know, at the end of the summer, NFL draft for a fantasy drafts.
0:53.6	And, you know, And whatever party you have,
0:56.2	getting it catered by Gringos,
0:57.8	you can get their employees to come make double Ds.
1:00.9	They'll just drop off all the ingredients for double D.
1:03.8	You know, a bigger, small, they can do it all.
1:05.8	And you also can get...
1:07.9	Excuse me, did you just say big or small, they can do it all? Now we owe $200. We owe $200 because you said that. That's copyrighted. Who by who? I don't know. I know. He can't even do... He can't even do Gets and anymore. No, no, no. Is this an actual thing that's happening? Who are we paying? It's huge is copyrighted. Also, uh... I just spilled Mountain Dew all over me. The double gun, uh, David Monson. Okay, the double guns is copyrighted. Anyway, two of the buffers, they got, let's get ready to rumble and let's get it on. All right. Let's get it on. You can say anything you want. I think you're right. I think you're right.
1:44.5	Get some gringo. Rumble and let's get it on. All right. Let's get it on. You can say anything you want.
1:45.9	I think you're right.
1:46.8	I think you're right. Get some gringos. Get it cater for the Super Bowl. You can see Super Bowl. For the Super Bowl. Yeah, yeah. The NFL Super Bowl. Come get us. I'm joking. Don't come here. You can kill us. Don't come get us.
1:59.4	Anyway. Manscape.
2:00.2	Commentary on 20.
2:00.9	No, no, no, no.
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