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764 - The Schlapp’s Exorcist (9/5/23)

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🗓️ 6 September 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

We hope everyone had a nice labor day.. Today, we’ve got and episode of rivalries: Musk vs. the ADL, the Schlapps vs. Demonic possession, Men (all) vs. Houseplants, Diarrhea vs. Air Travel, and Techno-Libertarians vs. Mud.

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0:00.0

Thank you very much for watching, see you in the next video, bye bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye,

0:30.0

bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.

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Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. To kick things off today. To kick things off today. To kick things off today. To kick things off today. To kick things off today. To kick things off today. To kick things off today. To kick things off today. To kick things off today. To kick things off today.

1:30.0

To kick things off today. To kick things off today. To kick things off today. To kick things off today. To kick things off today. To kick things off today.

2:00.0

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2:30.0

were you on that plane or were you indeed the the diarrhea person in question, but like the

2:35.8

fact that it had to turn back and land in Atlanta because like, yeah, I would I would want like

2:40.6

the I would want if I was on that plane. Like it's like, look, you're going to be trapped in

2:44.4

our medically sealed soda can with liquid shit. I would like it to like the flight to have sort

2:50.5

of crossed the terminator at which turning back would be longer than reaching the destination.

2:55.2

That's ideal. Yeah. I mean, that's the situation like that can't be. You know, this is a

2:59.4

worst case area because if it happened like a half an hour after takeoff, all right, it's kind of

3:04.2

annoying. Yeah. Two hours. It's two hours. Two hours. And now you get to spend another two hours

3:09.6

in the shit plane and you haven't even left the place that you started from. You're over at the

3:14.1

international waters. And instead of getting to disembark in Barcelona, you're back in fucking

3:19.6

Atlanta. I was left to eat in that evening on the Robla.

3:32.0

Well, are something to be that I think is the only way for that one. It's a it was a biohazard

3:39.2

situation. Our teams worked as quickly and safely as possible to thoroughly clean the airplane

3:44.2

and get our customers to their final destination. A Delta spokesperson said, we sincerely apologize

3:49.2

to our customers for the delay and any inconvenience to their travel plans. I am going to

3:54.0

I'm going to go on a limb here and say that Delta Airlines did not fully clean that plane

3:58.6

before. No way. They're going to 800 300 people back onto it. They just give it a little wet wipe

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