So, you know, once we had KJ and this healthy baby, it was so beyond amazing.

So here are just 10 random things that I've learned, you know, since becoming a mom.

So, you know, I honestly, I never thought that I would root for someone to shit so much, you know. I mean, if you're a mom, you know, since becoming a mom. So, you know, I honestly, I never thought that I would root for someone to shit so much.

You know, I mean, if you're a mom, you know this. Like, you count the poops. You count the poops. You count the wet diapers. And then they go through these periods, especially if you switch formula, where they're constipated. And you've never sat around so much listening for every grunt, just hoping that they

have a little dump because you don't want this little angel who can't communicate to you quite yet

in words to be constipated. I've never, I mean, we would sit there and root for KJ to shit. I never thought

that I would ever have that. Um, you know, I have to say, aside from a few DMs here and there, I want to thank all the

moms ahead of me that just, like, posted on social media that they weren't into breastfeeding,

you know, you don't need a birthing plan. Thank you, God. It's so wonderful. I'm so appreciative of all

the moms who are out there because I think we're really out of place. I don't think people

give you, maybe your own family members or whatever. I felt zero societal pressure to breastfeed

to have a birth plan. I didn't do any of that. I listened to my doctors. For me personally,

I didn't want a doula or a midwife. I didn't need any of that. And I'm so grateful and I feel like

people really didn't judge. They probably did. I didn't need any of that. And I'm so grateful and I feel like people

really didn't judge. They probably did. I mean, probably all of you have a lot of thoughts on my parenting, most of which isn't good. But thanks for not sending them. So there you go. I didn't realize that you had to clean a one month old armpits. You didn't hear that story. when KJ was like one month old, I took him to the doctor and I never washed under his armpits because I didn't think that story um when kj was like one month old i took him to the doctor and i never

washed under his armpits because i didn't think that one month olds could have sweat or be oh

they were filled with lint and they reaped like a belly button it was so gross i had to like

quickly clean them with a wipe before the doctor came in so i didn't get reported to cps it was

nuts um Sleep training,

honestly, I had no idea. I imagine, I've never done cocaine, but sleep training a baby to me

has to be like what cocaine is like, you know? Hard to determine like the right amount,

you know, which formula is good, but when you do, epic high. Epic high. I mean, sleep training KJ, I'm ready for

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