762 - Bot on Bot with Bus

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2024

⏱️ 126 minutes

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Summary

Thanks to Bus for his time today and have a great weekend, kids! We'll see you guys on Monday for a brand new ACT show, OG, and BDM shows. - d

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- Casual themes include gas station tales, lighting cigarettes on appliances, and family fart humor.
- Mo sponsors a BDM-only party, with entertainment company negotiations.
- "A Corporate Time" live show announced for May 31 with Tom and Dan.
- Concerns about technical issues and audience conduct for the live broadcast.
- Pints and Paws beer fest raises significant funds for animal charities, sparking discussions on charitable preferences.
- Health, sleep patterns, and personal anecdotes shared.
- Visit to Arnold Palmer Invitational leads to observations on fitness.
- Busdecker's work and wedding visit to Key West, comparing it to other cities for its party atmosphere.
- Breakdown en route to a smoothie shop prompts discussions on AAA membership and the value of community assistance.
- Tom's truck trouble involves confusion with tow services and mechanics, highlighting the need for clear communication.
- Discussion on Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul fight, speculating on its impact and Netflix's role in streaming the event.
- Tom uses chess games with his kids to teach about risk and reward, exploring the balance between confidence and realism.
- AI advancements discussed, from bots in prank calls to its role in creativity, and concerns over distinguishing real from fake content.
- Visits to The Current seafood counter and The Ravenous Pig include humorous anecdotes on family interactions and body odor management.
- Debate over Costco's hot dogs and the CEO's commitment to their low price.
- Nick Swardson's stand-up mishap analyzed, touching on the effects of alcohol and altitude, and reflecting on celebrity longevity.
- Upcoming BDM and ACT live shows announced, with a reminder that the next free show airs on Thursday.
- Samantics podcast's new episode announced, alongside a Twitch stream and promotion of Pepper Ann's social media.

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0:00.0	Gringooslocos.com.
0:02.0	Their career tabs is on the bottom of the website.
0:05.0	If you're looking for any work or maybe your kids are looking for work, it's a great company.
0:09.0	That would be a great job.
0:10.0	I could see Maisie making a Melfhugger burrito.
0:13.0	You know why?
0:14.0	Well, actually, no, she may not be able to work there because she likes eating there too much.
0:18.0	No, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:19.0	But usually when you're employee, you could eat the fruit.
0:22.1	Yeah, yeah.
0:23.0	But, I mean, I could see it.
0:23.9	I never had a cool job like that. But, yeah, they do have a career tab that you can, you know, click on and find out all their different careers. They also do catering, which is something we talk about a lot. In fact, we were talking with one of the owners this week, and he was like, hey, thanks for beating the drum of catering because it's like...
0:40.6	The BDM's asking for catering. And you get a 10% discount if you mention Tom and Dan. So mention Tom and Dan and mention the 10% because that's a lot, especially if you do a huge catering. It makes your party better. You know, it makes your party better than just going and getting, you know, the same old party platter that sucks.
0:56.6	Get some, like, handcrafted fresh, piping hot tacos. Yeah, yeah. I don't let a smile on everybody's face. Yeah, you get that double D bar and you get some gringoes employees to, you know, make double Ds for your party. I mean, do better, right? Make it a little bit better. There's multiple locations, a downtown location.
1:12.4	That's the original gringoes, the Milk District location.
1:15.4	When they opened up that, that was their second location.
1:17.5	That's when they started advertising with us.
1:19.0	Oh, yeah, buddy.
1:19.5	And then since then, they've grown, they've got a location in Soto.
1:24.3	They've got a location in UCF.
1:26.1	Yeah, I've been eating at the Amway location. I mean, me and Maisie, like, Macy's only been to the Mway locations. Yeah. For multiple, like, chicken nachos. Like, that's where we eat when we go to the MLA. And here's a little inside tip. They just also acquired the porch market, which is right next door to the porch and some great sandwiches.
1:44.5	I know there's a Gringos commercial, but same owners. I'm just going to throw this in there. There is a sandwich at the porch metering and market that's called, what is it called? It's got the Italian stallion. Just go get that. That's all you need to do. First person to get that, tell me what you think of that sandwich. Or they do like a meatball sandwich, but they flat slice the meatballs.
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