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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 1 March 2024
⏱️ 100 minutes
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Summary
Well, HELLOOO NURSE! Can we still say that? Tom and I hope you enjoy what we have for you today. Chris Porter was a super friendly, rad dude. Just like the Internet told me, he was! Seriously. I don't think I've ever Google'd a comedian and see more people saying how f'n lovely he is, like, EVER! He was just that nice and hopefully you'll see him in a T&D shirt soon. I'm out of here! Off to edit the video. - d
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- Podcasting crisis discussed with contrasting views between Tom Van, who is criticized for opposing fun and cutting funding for shows, and Dan Dennis, who advocates for increasing fun by 71% and holding podcasters accountable.
- "Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" show introduction highlights, including Ross feeling unwell from a late dinner and potential on-show vomiting.
- Announcement of a partnership with the Arnold Palmer Invitational, offering discounted tickets through TomandDan.com and planning for a 420 BDM party, dinner show exclusive for BDM members, and a 10-year anniversary ACT live show with a live audience and radio broadcast, followed by an after-party at Tuffy's.
- Discussion on a staged farm accident for insurance fraud involving a man with neatly-severed ankles found near a bush hog, revealed to have been a plot to cash in on insurance without filing a claim yet.
- City workers clearing a sewer line cause Ross's toilet to explode, leading to a confrontation with workers who deny responsibility, particularly one named Surge, who ironically causes the surge.
- Bella, a neighbor's dog, invades Ross's home multiple times, eventually leading to a fight with Ross's dog, Shadow, requiring emergency veterinary care.
- Ross confronts Bella's owner over the vet bills following the altercation; the owner reluctantly agrees to pay directly but later questions the bill details.
- Shadow's surgery and recovery include significant vet costs, with the owner covering all expenses except a heartworm test, and discussions on the challenges of managing a dog with a cone post-surgery.
- Consideration of homeowner's insurance covering dog bites, even off-property, and the potential for legal action against Bella's owner for damages.
- Promotion of Pines and Pauls, a dog-friendly charity beer fest benefiting Pet Rescue by Judy, highlighting the importance of bringing friendly dogs to such events.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Today is a mediocre time with Tom and Dan podcast is brought to you by the current |
| 0:04.8 | seafood counter in College Park if you're looking for some great seafood lobster rolls |
| 0:09.7 | black and my sandwich group or sandwich I mean it's called the current, but it's also currently my daughter's favorite restaurant. |
| 0:17.0 | Yeah, you were there the other day. |
| 0:18.0 | I was just there a couple of days ago. She begged me to take her last night. That would have been two times in a week. |
| 0:23.4 | Can't do that. |
| 0:24.4 | Yeah, but I mean, I guess I could. |
| 0:25.9 | But she loves the shrimp. |
| 0:27.7 | It's like peeling, garlic shrimp. |
| 0:29.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:30.1 | Phenomenal. |
| 0:30.6 | I tried something different last time I went on that there was this old man I met who yelled at me and said it was the best fucking I can say that I asked Mike Smith best fucking group or sandwich he's ever had yeah I had that sandwich. It's amazing. I mean lettuce tomato onion the way it should be done |
| 0:45.5 | beers on tap cocktails had myself a uFO look a little sippy on an IPA it's great and |
| 0:52.4 | then they have Curtis Earth trivia. They're doing that on Mondays now. |
| 0:55.6 | Place was slammed. If you haven't been check out the current seafood counter both in |
| 1:00.6 | Sanford and in College Park. |
| 1:02.5 | Yep, you can check them out online on Facebook at the current seafood counter. |
| 1:06.5 | If you want some great seafood, ask for a Tom and Day and Pine Class that have them there. |
| 1:11.0 | Yeah, yeah. It's the current seafood counter in College Park. |
| 1:14.0 | I'm Tom Van and I approve this message. |
| 1:20.0 | Dan Dennis claims Tom Van hates fun. But is that really the truth? Fun might be great if you're a communist. |
| 1:27.0 | But Real America was built on hard work, and what would Dan know about that? |
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