Oh yay good bye to you.

Why am I saying goodbye to you when it's the this is the beginning of the podcast.

Whoops technical blunder gang.

Hey, this is Harland Williams,

and you are on the Harland Highway,

listening to me, Harlan Williams, your host.

Great show today. It's Queen Elizabeth the second's 90th birthday and she's going to spend part of her day with us. She's going to call in and kind of tell us how she spends her birthday, what she's doing, some of the activities.

It should be warm and fun and friendly. I can't wait until we talk to the Queen of England on her birthday.

Also, I'm going to be ranting.

I've got some stuff I'm pissed off about.

If my new Harlan's Pissed Off segment will be

letting me vent a little and hearing back from some of the pavement pounders

about said venting.

Also a crazy news story and this isn't good.

It involves a bullet and a testicle and it's not a new kids book called

Barney the Bullet and Tommy the

testicle it's it's a crazy news story here on this crazy

Podcast so we get all that going on it's gonna be fun put the pumpkin on your head let's go this is the

Harlan highway

What is this some kind of a joke or something?

Welcome to the Harland Highway.

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