4.8 • 18.6K Ratings
🗓️ 12 February 2020
⏱️ 105 minutes
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Gabriel Iglesias, a stand up comedian with multiple Netflix and Comedy Central specials, actor seen in "Magic Mike" and on his own Netflix show, "Mr. Iglesias," joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio.
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0:00.0 | Oh shit. |
0:12.0 | Greetings from Podcastville. It's Wednesday the 12th of Motherfuck in February. |
0:19.0 | Uncle Joey here. The church is brought to you by Butcherbox. Let me tell you some. |
0:26.0 | What's the best night of the week? Steak night. That's what night it is. I got a box. I got two boxes from Butcherbox. |
0:33.0 | Okay. Sam and the beef. My wife made a beef strogan off that'll make you fucking the last whole fuck and jump up and down. That's how good it was. |
0:42.0 | With Butcherbox, you get the best quality steaks delivered right to your door. Butcherbox is a subscription service that sends you 9 to 11 pounds of high quality. |
0:53.0 | The high quality humanely raise meat every month. That's enough to cover you for 24 meals. And Butcherbox is affordable. Each meal breaks down to about $6. |
1:04.0 | You can't do better than that unless you even lizard meat with the fucking with the German Jewish tank over here. They ship it frozen and vacuum seal. |
1:13.0 | So it arrives at your door fresh as a fucking daisy. Do me a favor right now. Butcherbox has a special offer free wings for the life of your subscription. This is what I'm saying to you. |
1:25.0 | The free wings for the life of your subscription. That's three pounds of wings in every box forever. Plus you get 20 bucks off your first box and free shipping and the lower 48. |
1:37.0 | Just go to Butcherbox.com slash church, CHORCH or use promo code church at checkout. That's Butcherbox. Listen, you will not be sorry. The meat was fucking superb. Sue. |
1:50.0 | I was blown the fuck away. Butcherbox.com slash church. Use promo code church and checkout. Butcherbox. The way meat should be. The park is also brought to you by CBDLion.com. |
2:06.0 | And listen to me. Stop going to the gas station. Stop going to the fucking liquor store and asking some fucking guy that just got it eight months ago about CBD. They can't even know the national anthem. And you want to ask about fucking CBD fucking fluids and stuff like that. Get your life together. Listen. |
2:23.0 | When it comes to CBD, I think of one company or one company only and that CBD line.com. Why go to their website. Check out that third party test results. You got an ailment. They'll tell you what CBD to use. That's how good. And that's how much they care about their clients, whether it's the gummy bears, the raspberry, the strawberry, the orange, the tinctures, the vapor pen, which has no vitamin E and no acylate. Whatever the fuck was giving these kids fucking headaches and shit like that. |
2:52.0 | I like everything that they have you understand me go to CBDLion.com right now and press in church and get 20% off your order. Delivered right the house. The church wants to welcome Gabriel. What's happening Gabriel? What's up? Bye bye. Thank you for the tacos. Thank you for coming. Thank you. I had to hear my throw and it's a lot of cheese and goodness in that. No, it was like six points. You're like six weight watch reports. So you were talking in the car. |
3:22.0 | On the way up here that I was telling you I was just starting to tell you that one night I go on Twitter and I'm minding my own business and I see that fluffy the nicest guy in the world puts up. Hi guys got the weekend off. |
3:38.0 | You know going to chill with my dog. I just went to Chick-fil-A to stock up for some days. And I looked at that tweet and I go, |
3:48.0 | because somebody had come up to me like a week earlier and sick because they said to me, you know, Burbank has a new chick for like the same sentence they go, but it's not cool to eat that. |
4:00.0 | Really? And I was like, I didn't know it wasn't cool. I did not know. I did not know. Okay. But I heard it wasn't him to eat that. I kept this don't eat that. A couple white people boycott it. |
4:12.0 | But there's lines out the after doesn't that's why people that's why they do that. Okay. When you boycott something you just give it more fucking business. Okay. |
4:21.0 | Remember when they boy you're too young when they boycott a dice. He went from he went from Madison Square Garden to a reading. You bat you banned him from MTV and exactly he's selling out and there's still not everything. So it's a weird psychology to it. |
4:34.0 | You know when the guy from the South thinks snorted to coke and he died. The next day everybody had cocaine to kill anybody. Everybody wanted to cocaine to kill anybody. |
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