The world is getting crazier. People are acting more and more insane. The end of the world is tomorrow, tomorrow. There's only one thing to do when the world is falling apart. Listen to Basil and Gonz as they discuss this week's news and events through the lens of Bible prophecy. You are listening to Canary Cry News to me.

You're listening to Canary Cry News Talk.

It is July 24th, 2024, 7242424, 24, 24, 24, 24, 24, 24, 24, 24, episode 760, coo-spiracy.

Signing in from the land of Newscum, live to tape, bringing you the best news,

which is the gospel message of Jesus Christ while, uh, I'm getting tired.

What am I doing? What am I doing? I'm alone. This is what happens when I start a show alone.

It's just a mitigated disaster. Um, but anyway, hello, my name is Gons. I'm the director of the

Age of Deceit films, your favorite Asian provocateur for Christ.

We're live to tape from California, or at least I am,

to bring you the best news,

which is the gospel message of Jesus Christ,

while reporting the egregious,

with a while-rounded, biblically-grounded take on world events

in today's emergent phenomenon.

The tooth will set you free. And it's because Basil is back in the dentist chair after he gave me grief that I scheduled

a dentist appointment on show day.

I don't know, two, three weeks ago.

He has since been to the dentist twice on show day, whereas I have scheduled my dentist appointments on non-show

days. So there you go, folks. There you go. And Basil can't defend himself at the moment because

he's in a dentist chair. And there's a scary man with a mask shining a bright light into his mouth.

And we're all going to pray for him.

Okay.

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