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#76 - What on GOD'S EARTH did Blarg buy?

GOONS

The Goons Podcast

Leisure, Video Games

4.96.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the goon is proud

0:04.7

Oh Mac

0:07.8

We are the fourth podcast on the Sun rated on the Sun yep three ahead of us

0:15.4

Go to podcasts

0:17.4

Sun dot Spotify dot gov

0:20.7

Rate us so we can get higher than

0:22.7

I've got war Obama's favorite podcast and cocoa melon those sons of bitches. Yeah, Coco Mel is number one on the Sun fucking god

0:29.5

Yeah, you know that not even that long ago they thought people lived on the Sun

0:34.9

They thought there was humans on every

0:37.3

Sun was the God

0:39.7

They thought the Sun was Jesus

0:41.7

They thought the Sun had like a hot layer on the outside and then a layer of clouds to protect them and then underneath like a solid core where people walked around and stuff

0:51.4

Man, they literally used to murder babies to appease the Sun. That's not that wild of an idea

0:57.1

They used to kill chill these is sacrifice children so that it would rain

1:02.5

Yeah, and if we stop doing that it won't rain they're talking about like four thousand years ago

1:07.6

I'm talking like 200 years ago. Oh

1:10.7

Fucking fuck my ends dude

1:13.5

Any my ends listen to this podcast

1:15.5

Sorry about that. I don't know. I don't think I was right as I was taking a see a people

1:25.0

A sippy poo from soup your eyes are dude the minds are retarded alright

1:29.6

They were they were fucking stupid they said the world is gonna end in 2012 nothing happened nothing and they don't know

1:35.4

Shit they don't even know how to make a calendar and all fairness we kind of misinterpreted what they

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