Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Screenwock Podcast.

The podcast we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been writing our screens

and indeed our minds.

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I'm feeling beautifully sincere.

Are you?

Yeah, I'm feeling fucking, yeah.

I'm feeling grateful today.

Yeah.

I'm feeling grateful.

I'm feeling appreciative of people and things around me.

And I'm feeling maybe a little bit tender is the word

and how much ketamine have you taken

I haven't taken any ketamine

I had eight pints of Guinness last year

okay right same thing

and then I had some carbohydrates

for lunch

and at the age of 33

with two children and seven cats

in my house now.

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