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Lewis Black's Rantcast

#76 - Spring?!? It's Time to F'n Focus

Lewis Black's Rantcast

Lewis Black

Stand-up, Leisure, Comedy

4.7 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Lewis is ready for spring temperatures, but the climate will not comply. While he's waiting for the vernal season to kick into high gear, and recovering from the Pat's vs. Geno's cheesesteak challenge, the main distraction from the madness of March is March Madness and the joy/trepidation of his UNC team facing the despised Duke Blue Devils. Go Heels! With the turn of the seasons, it is also a time to contemplate the larger questions of life and the world. A prime example at the moment is: how is hatred learned? In the cases of Pat’s and Geno’s or UNC and Duke, similarity and proximity may play a factor. Whether cheese comes in the form of a slice of American or as “whiz” may not seem that consequential, but for some people it’s a difference to base an identity on. (As an aside, there are many Philadelphians who argue that both Pat’s and Geno’s suck and that there are many better cheesesteak options easily procured in the greater Delaware Valley area.) Likewise, the student bodies of UNC and Duke are not all that different, so differentiating identity must be found in the natures of the schools (public vs. private) and their choices of shades of blue. Within reason, sporting arenas are the appropriate place to yell like an idiot and have unreasonable distaste for your fellow humans. One place some level of civility should be maintained is the Senate Judiciary Committee. The less said about the antics of certain elected officials, the better, but can we at least agree that the time and place for a discussion of the merits of the meritocratic system and its relation to rising inequality and the role elite institutions like Harvard play in perpetuating a process whereby it is increasingly difficult for Americans to escape the vicissitudes of class-based late-stage capitalism is the Education Committee? The live rants come from the shows in Hershey, PA, Philadelphia, and Port Chester, NY, where we learn that Lewis has an unexpected amatory effect on some audience members. For advertising opportunities/contact email: rantcast@thesyn.com SUBMIT RANTS TO LEWIS https://www.lewisblack.com/live SUBSCRIBE TO THE RANTCAST https://www.lewisblacksrantcast.com FOLLOW LEWIS www.lewisblack.com www.youtube.com/officiallewisblack www.instagram.com/thelewisblack www.facebook.com/thelewisblack www.twitter.com/thelewisblack www.tiktok.com/@thelewisblack   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

And the rubber chicken says,

0:20.9

Oh, everyone in the Western world wants Putin out of office.

0:29.4

So can someone explain to me why you can't say it out loud, huh?

0:35.3

Because what do I know?

0:41.6

I'm just a rubber chicken. Well, you're absolutely right. I don't know why people can't say it out loud, but we don't have time to talk to about that because we're

0:45.5

under Randcast 75, I think. Six. Six. Ah, boy, boy, we're moving much faster than I thought we

0:53.1

would. We're at Randcast 76 entitled Spring.

0:56.8

It's time to fucking focus.

0:59.5

Okay?

1:00.3

Get it together, Spring.

1:01.7

I'm sick of this bullshit.

1:03.2

It's spring.

1:04.3

Okay?

1:04.6

It's not supposed to be the fucking 35 tomorrow, whatever it is going to be.

1:09.6

I'm just tired of it.

1:11.4

Okay?

1:11.8

And I'm tired of this nonsense.

1:13.2

Oh, he's not supposed to say that, like the rubber chickens that you're not supposed to say

1:17.1

that we want a Putin out of, everybody wants.

1:20.9

Anybody with a half a brain, the reason that the whole thing is occurring is because

1:24.1

Putin has basically lost his mind, okay?

1:27.4

And what they said, from what I could gather, that the reason you're not supposed to is occurring is because Putin has basically lost his mind, okay?

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