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🗓️ 9 November 2015
⏱️ 64 minutes
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0:00.0 | Don't forget to follow us on our Facebook page. Gilbert got freed's amazing colossal podcast on Twitter at real Gilbert, ACP and on Instagram. |
0:16.7 | Gilbert pod freed PODFRID. You see it's kind of a pun on the last name and never mind. |
0:46.7 | Hi, this is Gilbert got freed and welcome to the third live episode of Gilbert got freed's amazing colossal podcast and they said it would never work. |
1:07.7 | Actually I was the one who said that but I'm here at Littlefield in Brooklyn with my co host Frank Santopadre and our guest this week is a comedian actor radio host and two time best selling author. |
1:26.4 | You see them everywhere from Jimmy Kimmel live to the Jerry Seinfeld documentary comedian to Louis CK's Emmy winning series Louis and you could hear him every day as one half of the OP and Jim Norton show on Sirius XM. |
1:47.4 | Please welcome a man who once said I couldn't get laid with a sitcom and a rifle. The Shied of Mure and always politically correct Jim Norton. |
2:05.4 | Thank you. |
2:14.4 | Oh, how lovely. Can I start by saying what a delight it is to be here. |
2:21.4 | And it's funny you mentioned Seinfeld's comedian. I was in that for about a half a second because Jerry shot that at the comedy seller and I'm only in the credits because one time he's talking to Sharad Swalm a hallway and I happen to be in the background. |
2:33.4 | I'm probably a half a second on film but Jerry didn't interview me. Yeah well I was your most powerful appearance. |
2:40.4 | It really I felt it launched me. I would get recognized in airports people like this look at me real quick. Hey, wasn't that you that I saw. |
2:49.4 | Now now I've been reading some of these notes and and they more than bought me. Yes. |
2:58.4 | When it's when it's too disgusting for me it's saying a lot. What is monster rain. |
3:07.4 | Oh, I was starting there. Yeah. Yeah. |
3:11.4 | It was a game. It was the name of my HBO special in 2007. And it was a game I would play as a young kid when I was six or seven. |
3:21.4 | My friends and I would be in Edison, New Jersey. And one of us would yell monster rain. And we would pretend that it was like monster rain falling down. |
3:30.4 | So to get away from the monster rain we would hide under a porch. And then while we were under the porch we would suck each other's dicks. |
3:44.4 | It was one of those things where I think that we were just looking for an excuse to suck each other's dicks. |
3:49.4 | And we didn't know how to say that because there was a lot of shame around it. So we like let's hide from the fictional monster rain and while we're under here do you mind as well blow me and I'll blow you and. |
3:58.4 | Rackulously the light rain cleared up so that we were done second. |
4:02.4 | Yeah. I feel like we're doing the DVD extras from the woodsman. |
4:10.4 | No, it was we didn't I didn't even get erections at that age. No, no problem that is persisted throughout my life. |
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