76 - Jake Watched the Bachelorette

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2020

⏱️ 105 minutes

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0:00.0	Jake I don't mean to brag but I was inside of a chick fillet yesterday.
0:04.1	Really? Yes, I got lunch with my friend Goose. You know Goose?
0:08.4	Wait, yeah.
0:10.0	Bald.
0:11.0	Bald. Balled.
0:12.0	Among other great features.
0:13.0	Amazingly bald.
0:14.0	But that's one of the more distinct ones.
0:16.0	Yeah, absolutely.
0:17.0	The bald goose.
0:18.0	The bald goose. The bald goose. A
0:18.0	Aro goose.
0:20.0	Aro goose.
0:21.0	Aro goose. Aro-Gus Namik.
0:22.0	You don't want to bike or swim against him.
0:22.8	Oh, he's fast.
0:23.5	My gosh, cuts through that water and wind.
0:25.1	Phelps, less than Goose.
0:27.2	Yeah. Anyway, had lunch with Goose there, but then was catching up with Harrison later.
0:32.3	And so our friend Drew is the one that owns Chick-fil-a.
0:36.4	He has hair and Drew is hilarious in his own right and has all these funny things he says.
0:40.5	He calls Mr. James J. Bone.
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