now you can sink please clap Luke can we finally go guys instead of dicking

around I'm gonna I'm gonna light you on fire oh my god this is violent all

right yeah and deserved okay you can start whenever you want poopy pants I'm

pissed off I'm so mad I'm in a bad mood I want to be here but I don't want to

be anywhere else because it's Luke me on a genius bar show Luke me on he

both there he is look hi it's me Luke me on he why did you look so confused John I

don't I'm not confused I'm upset what at one of us can't be upset at I'm upset it

Sam because he's been a little sh**head since we sat down here and now he's

gonna just start to show his normal to pretend to the audience like he's

normal audience he's not normal today there's something wrong with Sam all right

should we just jump into it first of all hi Luke and now he's got you back on

the show thank you John I'm glad to be back I literally already said that if

well I am the other guest or the other host exactly I'm the other host on this

show I think I hate Sam I think I hate him oh wow yeah if Luke wasn't here I

would have quit yeah before the show John goes I want to light you on fire

without laughing and I was like that's why I can verify I'd ever say to another

person no I'm mad you guys near I'm mad why are you mad go ahead you could talk

to we're here for you MacBook Air controversy is out of fucking control are you

legit this mad about it because okay bro I hang on now I speak I need to speak

okay audience can I speak directly to the audience this is this is not a

character this is real life okay he says in the show that he's upset about the

MacBook controversy but I would like to inform you that he was legit a

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