#76. Funny How Life Works as a Door Dasher

Funny How Life Works

Michael Jr.

Inspiration, Comedian, Encouragement, Improv, Self Improvement, Education, Religious, Comedy, Self-improvement, Growth, Learning

4.8 • 889 Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2020

⏱️ 24 minutes

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In this episode of Funny How Life Works, Michael Jr. and Tech Guy Nick discover what we can learn about life from a Door Dasher. Join Our Exclusive Community on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/michaeljr When you become one of our patrons, or what we call an Opener, you are joining a strong and exclusive community who have early access to some really cool perks. Don't forget to leave a review! We really do read them. Your review could be featured in an episode and read by Michael Jr. As a t...

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0:00.0	Yo so there you go we're about to do this thing this gonna be so much fun man I am super super excited
0:05.9	We're gonna talk to a door dasher we're actually gonna call up a door dasher
0:08.9	Yep, we're not gonna be driving because I'm mess around the driving and stuff and the driving talking on the phone. That would be weird.
0:14.3	For anything that happens with that. Yeah, we won't be responsible for any
0:17.3	activities to take place a result of us having a conversation.
0:19.7	Well, yeah, we are responsible. Yeah, we are responsible people.
0:22.8	We are speaking of which, hey, that little girl
0:25.3	to show up and said, you're her father.
0:27.0	What?
0:27.7	Did you ever clear it up?
0:29.2	Yes.
0:29.7	You did.
0:30.3	Yeah, I told her, I'm not your daddy. I'm not your daddy.
0:34.0	I'm like, you're my dad, no.
0:37.0	Yeah, you're just like, no, I'm not.
0:38.0	I'm not.
0:39.0	I'm not. Like, you want to take a blood test right now, we'll do it.
0:41.0	Here's the thing, dude.
0:42.0	First of all, she was tall and she had a beard. I mean, I'm pretty sure she was real. I feel bad for her, but still not my daughter. If you're just listening, this didn't happen, people. It did not happen. In order for that to happen. Nick would have to have a wife
0:54.0	And I think we know that's not currently.
0:57.0	Oh, by the way, if you're just a little Nick, he's alone.
1:00.0	You're lonely right Nick.
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