759 - Domatello's Volvo

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2024

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

Thanks for hanging out today, folks! - d

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- **Friday Free Show Livestream Highlights:**
- Always lying about cruises.
- Encounter with a waterpark infested with fleas.
- Tom undergoes a nerve test.
- Discussion about a carpal tunnel treatment robot.
- Buying running shoes with the aid of a fancy foot scanner.
- Jokes about slappy flat feet.
- Tom's humorous remark: "My long boy's still touching."
- Seth's ordeal of cleaning up pee in the dojo.
- Traci calls in to express her frustration with Seth's lying.
- Volvo described as the Donatello of cars, referencing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
- Tips on how to jump-start a car.
- A cop accidentally shoots his own car.
- Mention of a character known as the Sandwich Bad Boy.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	All of our watering holes can be found at Tom and Danwateringholes.com.
0:04.1	You can go to Tom and Dan.com and click on the watering holes link,
0:07.4	and it lists out all of our brewery and restaurant partners that you can go see.
0:11.2	It's pretty unique list, including but not limited to, like Will's Pub, Little Indies, and Dirty Laundry.
0:17.1	Yeah, Will's Pub is actually doing a wrestling event.
0:20.3	You could buy tickets at will's pub.org.
0:24.2	It's at the veranda, but you can get the tickets through Will's Pub's website.
0:27.9	And a lot of you guys know what it is.
0:29.2	It's the Mayhem on Mills wrestling events that have been legendary.
0:33.3	I remember these from prior before pre-pandemic.
0:37.0	They were doing these. And then you never know what you're going to get. You never know the lineup. It's super fun, and it's like a homegrown wrestling event. Hourglass Brewing in Longwood, they've got the Smash Beer Fest this weekend, FLSmash.com. We've got a lot of good stuff going on this weekend. Also, we're doing a Sappo tournament February 29th on Thursday if you want to see that. Yeah, if you don't know what Sappo is, Peruvian coin tossing game, you will like it. The current seafood counter in College Park, right there on Edgewater Drive, get some delicious seafood as a craft beer. Since we're not going camping, I'm probably going to have to take Maisie there to make up for it. I've got to get some shrimps. You have some lobster rolls, that black and mahi sandwich. Or the grouper, he has a grouper sandwich that will make little old men yell curse words. Ask for a Tom and Dan pint glass. Also, Cafe Da Vinci and DeLand, constantly have great bands come through Cafe Da Vinci, a great courtyard. It's beautiful.
1:27.9	These watch the show back there.
1:29.1	That's probably the best date night venue we have. It's really beautiful out there.
1:33.7	I mean, you've seen the photos of the lights that they put up in the trees, and the sound is second to none.
1:38.1	Yeah, Aylstone. That's also in Longwood. Great beers, great homemade brewery selsers. They've got 50% off their pizzas that they make in-house Monday through Thursday.
1:49.7	So stop by there and ask for some Tom and Dan piece of merchandise.
1:53.2	Well, if you got like an early day, I mean, you swing through on one of those Monday through Thursday days, like you make an early afternoon.
1:59.0	Get yourself a pizza and some good beer.
2:01.3	Yeah, Tuffy's Bottle Shop and Lounge in Sanford.
2:04.5	Of course, Tuffy's Music Box.
2:06.3	They constantly have shows going through there like all week long.
2:10.8	So check out Tuffy's Musicbox.com for all their schedule.
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