759: Bobby Kelly
Duncan Trussell Family Hour
Duncan Trussell Family Hour
4.8 • 11.2K Ratings
🗓️ 3 July 2026
⏱️ 114 minutes
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Summary
Bobby Kelly, you know him from Louie, you know him from O&A, and he's deep, spiritual madman, joins the DTFH!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, good to see you. Sorry, I was a little late. I missed you so much and I'm glad you're here. |
| 0:09.2 | It'd be easy to think as you're listening to this or watching this that I'm not talking to you, |
| 0:16.1 | that I'm talking to some sort of ambiguous mass of people listening or watching the DTFH. |
| 0:23.8 | And if you thought that, then that means you succumbed to a sort of naive understanding of the |
| 0:30.9 | current technologies, which are available to certain people who are doing shows, |
| 0:36.0 | podcasts, politics, pretty much anything. And that technology |
| 0:40.9 | are swarms of nanobots that via all kinds of things, coffee, vaccines, Kimtrails have gotten |
| 0:51.0 | into your body at the genetic level and have allowed me to tune in to you. |
| 0:58.1 | I'm here for you. I'm here to talk to you, not them. I just want you to know something. |
| 1:04.2 | You're being too hard on yourself. Listen, it's just pantyhose. What's the big deal? And yeah, it's just pantos. |
| 1:12.2 | What's the big deal? |
| 1:14.2 | And yeah, it's the same brand your mama used to buy. |
| 1:17.4 | And yeah, you like the way it feels when you pull it up your legs over your ass. |
| 1:25.1 | And you like stroking your own leg and thinking that's mama's leg it's kind of like |
| 1:32.3 | coming home and then after those sessions you beat yourself up you drink too much you pour |
| 1:40.7 | tequila into your mouth. |
| 1:45.2 | You vomit. |
| 1:48.8 | And then you put on the hose again and feel better. |
| 1:49.9 | And it's a loop you're in. |
| 1:51.7 | It's a loop and it's a ridiculous loop. |
| 2:03.2 | Essentially, you're flogging your back and then you're applying a kind of panty hose balm to heal that wound. |
| 2:06.1 | Wounding, healing, rewounding. |
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