758 - Shaq & Gagman

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2024

⏱️ 132 minutes

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Summary

Thanks so much to those of you who caught the livestream! And thanks again to Ross for his time today, and make sure you go like and subscribe to his podcast, too! Happy Super Bowl weekend, and I hope you guys make the most of it. Eat wings, kiss your significant other, don't drink and drive, and have a candy bar. - d

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**Maisie's Encounter**: Maisie met Mama Kelce, sparking an unexpected series of events.
- **Gym Antics**: Ross and Shaq's hot tub moment in the gym.
- **Inside Information**: Tom devises an elaborate plan to befriend Mama Kelce for inside gambling tips.
- **Superbowl Traditions**: A discussion on the use of Roman numerals in the Superbowl.
- **The Year Ahead**: Proclaiming this as "The Year of Enemies."
- **A Canine Adventure**: Ross's temporary dog-napping escapade.
- **Retail Rumbles**: An altercation at Costco and a memorable encounter with Mrs. Shaq at the self-checkout.
- **Tom’s Philosophy**: "That's 48 socks you gotta shit in," a unique take from Tom Vann.
- **Travel Tales**: Delving into the necessity of Nepal sh*t bags.
- **Celebrity Sightings**: Back to stories about Shaq, including autographs and encounters.
- **Character Chronicles**: The intriguing tales of Runny Nose Man, also known as Gag King, and his interactions with Shaq.
- **Musical Moments**: Reflecting on "Short People" by Randy Newman and a special needs Randy Newman impersonation.

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0:00.0	I love this event, man.
0:01.6	Today's A Mideoicre Time with Tom and Dan podcast is brought to you by the Arnold Palmer
0:06.9	Invitational, presented by MasterCard.
0:09.6	We have the hookup.
0:11.2	We got the hookup for the tickets.
0:13.0	We got the white claw fan deck.
0:15.4	That's where you want to be.
0:16.7	It's March 7th through the 10th, and Daniel's right.
0:19.7	If you buy the tickets through our link at tom and Dan.com, it's like, this is a super sought-after ticket, but we get discounted tickets in the White Claw fan deck just for our listeners. Yeah, don't ask me how that. We have no idea that. Our buddy Cavander, he's a good man. Yeah, he's a BDM internal, and he hooks this up for us. He's a good man. So if you want tickets to a really awesome golf tournament, and the White Claw fan deck is the place to watch this golf tournament, it's right there between holes 15 and 16. You get to see all the famous golfers walk right in front of you. Plus, there's food trucks, there's an open bar, white cloth. It's like a little oasis. We did it last year. I didn't even want to leave. It's a little party area for you and your friends. And again, this is the best of the best. So yes, there is a max ticket per day limit on this because it's such a good deal. Yeah, they will sell out. And you can buy your tickets Thursday through Sunday.
1:11.3	You purchase it. max ticket per day a limit on this because it's such a good deal yeah they will sell out and you can buy your tickets Thursday through Sunday you purchase your tickets each day
1:15.9	the whole show is going to be out there on Thursday doing a little live recording at the white
1:21.2	claw fan deck we did it last year it was a great time drinking those big boy white claws yeah so
1:25.7	if you want to hang out with us that day you can or get get your tickets any other day. But you have to get your tickets through our link at Tom and Dan.com. You'll see a little image of the Arnold Palmer invitation. Once you click on that, you'll see the Tom and Dan logo. Look for the umbrella and you're a happy fellow. That's what I say. And plus, when you get your tickets, you can also wander around the entire grounds of the tournament. If you've never been to a PGA event or something as big as this, you just go and check it out. Some of the biggest golf stars in the world are going to be here. So again, get your tickets at the White Claw fan deck at tom and Dan.com for the Honor of Palmer Invitational, presented
2:02.5	by MasterCard March 7th through 10.
2:04.7	Live from the injured on the go,
2:06.3	Just Call Mo Studio.
2:08.2	It's a blast! It's Orlando's own Tom and Dan.
2:13.5	Hello, this is your mediocre time
2:16.6	with Tom and Dan program.
2:20.9	We hope that you will find our presentation, precise, joke heavy, and just right. Thanks.
2:33.4	Thank you. Welcome to the Friday free show of a mediocre time.
3:06.0	Hey, it is another A Medi time with Tom and Dan and Sam and Ross.
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