758 - Shaq & Gagman
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 9 February 2024
⏱️ 132 minutes
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Summary
Thanks so much to those of you who caught the livestream! And thanks again to Ross for his time today, and make sure you go like and subscribe to his podcast, too! Happy Super Bowl weekend, and I hope you guys make the most of it. Eat wings, kiss your significant other, don't drink and drive, and have a candy bar. - d
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- **Maisie's Encounter**: Maisie met Mama Kelce, sparking an unexpected series of events.
- **Gym Antics**: Ross and Shaq's hot tub moment in the gym.
- **Inside Information**: Tom devises an elaborate plan to befriend Mama Kelce for inside gambling tips.
- **Superbowl Traditions**: A discussion on the use of Roman numerals in the Superbowl.
- **The Year Ahead**: Proclaiming this as "The Year of Enemies."
- **A Canine Adventure**: Ross's temporary dog-napping escapade.
- **Retail Rumbles**: An altercation at Costco and a memorable encounter with Mrs. Shaq at the self-checkout.
- **Tom’s Philosophy**: "That's 48 socks you gotta shit in," a unique take from Tom Vann.
- **Travel Tales**: Delving into the necessity of Nepal sh*t bags.
- **Celebrity Sightings**: Back to stories about Shaq, including autographs and encounters.
- **Character Chronicles**: The intriguing tales of Runny Nose Man, also known as Gag King, and his interactions with Shaq.
- **Musical Moments**: Reflecting on "Short People" by Randy Newman and a special needs Randy Newman impersonation.
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| 0:00.0 | I love this event man today's a mediocre time with Tom and Dan |
| 0:03.5 | podcast is brought to you by the Arnold Palmer Invitational presented by |
| 0:08.2 | Mastercard we have the hookup we got the hookup for the tickets. We got the white claw fan deck. |
| 0:15.0 | That's where you want to be. |
| 0:17.0 | It's March 7th through the 10th and Daniel's right. |
| 0:20.0 | If you buy the tickets through our link at Tom and Dan. |
| 0:22.7 | It's like this is a super sought after ticket, |
| 0:27.7 | but we get discounted tickets in the White Claw fan deck |
| 0:31.2 | just for our listeners. |
| 0:32.3 | Yeah, don't ask me how that I have no idea |
| 0:34.4 | our buddy Cavender is a good man. Yeah he's a B. D. M. internal and he hooks us up |
| 0:39.2 | for us. Good man. So if you want tickets to a really awesome golf tournament and the white claw fan deck is the place to watch this golf tournament |
| 0:47.7 | It's right there between holes 15 and 16 you get to see all the famous golfers walk right in front of you |
| 0:54.0 | plus there's food trucks there's an open bar white clock it's like a little |
| 0:58.1 | oasis we didn't want to leave it's a it's a little party area for you and your friends and again this is the best of the best so yes |
| 1:06.2 | There is a max ticket per day a limit on this because it's such a good deal |
| 1:10.0 | Yeah, they will sell out and you can buy your tickets Thursday through Sunday. |
| 1:14.4 | You purchase your tickets each day. |
| 1:16.7 | The whole show is going to be out there on Thursday doing a little live recording. |
| 1:20.3 | At the White Claw fan deck, we did it last year. |
| 1:23.0 | It was a great time. |
| 1:24.0 | Drinking those big boy white claws. |
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