757: Why Your Grandmother Was Wrong
Duncan Trussell Family Hour
Duncan Trussell Family Hour
4.8 • 11.2K Ratings
🗓️ 22 June 2026
⏱️ 108 minutes
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Summary
Ready your undergunt! We're about to explain why your grandmother was catastrophically, diabolically wrong!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome. Welcome to you to another DTFH. My God, I'm so glad you're here. My undergunt is swollen with passion. I can feel my lower nips at trembling. And we have got a wonderful live DTFH for you today. We're going to talk about why your grandmother was wrong, |
| 0:22.4 | incredibly wrong. In fact, so wrong that there is a 98% chance that your grandmother is burning |
| 0:29.9 | in hell or will be burning in hell upon her physical death. This is all coming up, but first, as is the tradition with streams. |
| 0:42.0 | I got to plug some shows. |
| 0:43.9 | Next weekend, I'm going to be in Nashville, Tennessee. |
| 0:53.5 | That's Friday and Saturday and Sunday. |
| 0:56.3 | And just after that, I'm going to be flopping my floppy ass off to the Wilbur in Boston. |
| 1:03.1 | If you're in Boston, forget the World Cup. |
| 1:06.2 | Fuck that shit. |
| 1:07.5 | Come and see me at the greatest comedy theater in the world. The beautiful, prestigious |
| 1:14.1 | Wilbur, home of the Boston Massacre of 1897. It's one of the only theaters that's had over |
| 1:21.7 | 500 people brutally murdered by one man, Chet Bakerson, who apparently used a spoon to kill these people, |
| 1:31.8 | which is crazy when you think about that. |
| 1:34.1 | The energy, the stamina, the power, the man apparently weighed 96 pounds, and yet using |
| 1:41.1 | only a spoon, he managed to scoop out the eyeballs of so many Bostoners |
| 1:48.3 | flipping the spoon and splattering their eyeballs against the wall of the theater. |
| 1:53.5 | You can still see some of those eyeball smears if you look closely at the theater walls. |
| 1:59.5 | I've got many more dates coming up, which you can find at |
| 2:02.5 | Duncantrussel.com. And of course, I've started a new podcast over at YMH, The Mystery Boys. |
| 2:09.8 | This is a hardcore fact-seeking podcast. If you're interested in uncovering the great |
| 2:16.6 | mysteries of the world, or maybe discovering some new mysteries for yourself, you're interested in uncovering the great mysteries of the world or maybe discovering |
| 2:18.7 | some new mysteries for yourself, why not subscribe to the mystery boys over at YMH? |
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