Hey, this is Dustin Abara and you're listening to the Mad Sciences Party Hour.

What is up, friends?

And welcome back to mad scientist party hour.

My name is Kevin Kraft.

And joining me from the Nebuchadnezzar,

the bearded booger-eating kung fufoo hacker known as shuddy boy.

You, what about that?

And our guest this week,

it's good old dongbag, the cum sack.

Are you about to do some pork

and you're not all that fucking sure about your partner?

Just use one of DBTCS's trusty old dong bags and protect your genitals.

What's up, dooky boy the cocksucker?

What's up?

On the rare occasion, I'm a guest on this wonderful podcast.

You come up with some pretty good intros.

Are those all you or the Pumanadi doing some of them?

They're all me.

I feel like I have...

Honestly, Jeff, it's because of all the amazing products you bring to market.

It makes it easy for... It makes it easy for Kevin to write such intros when you're here to promote such humanity-saving products as dong bags.

Yeah, I think your publicist is the one that writes the copy.

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