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756. The Climb Audiobook (Mike's Sci-Fi Novel!)

Small Beans

Small Beans

Comedy

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2024

⏱️ 191 minutes

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Summary

Swaim wrote a novel called The Climb, currently available as a lush, all-color PDF, as well as in an ereader-compatible format, and in physical form. THIS is a sample of the audiobook version of The Climb, read by the author, a man named Michael. It's just the first three hours. The full thing can be had for a scant twenty dollars by visiting the Small Beans Patreon Shop at patreon.com/smallbeans/shop. Your money will go directly to support Mike in a trying financial time, and unlock the audiobook as an MP3, M4B (the preferred format of reader apps like Audible, Apple Books, and etc.), and indexed chapter-by-chapter folder for those who prefer a navigable playlist. ALSO: Features one other Small Beannouncement, so make sure to stay for the end of the beanginning. SYNOPSIS & PRAISE Sinno is about to take part in an ancient coming-of-age rite for his people: climbing as high as he can up the Great Tree that comprises the entire universe. No one knows what wonders and mysteries lurk in the misty branches above. All Sinno knows is that he sometimes hates himself, and he doesn't want to let anybody down. This is a book about things including, but not limited to: alcoholism, robots, crippling depression, a magical talking rock, what's inside the Mystery Box, falling in love, hitting yourself in the head, evil orange fungus, the Tree Pope, CRACKED, Picasso, and the meaning of life. I sure hope it helps. "The book is heartbreaking, it's weird, and it's very, very funny." - Robert Brockway "There’s nothing quite like The Climb. A classic, fantastical, epic hero’s journey except for the parts where it isn’t...and, as always, a book that’s really f*cking funny. It’s a love poem, it’s a dick joke, it’s a celebration of art and a middle finger to those who try to squeeze a buck out of art, and it’s quite possibly Michael Swaim’s masterpiece." - Daniel O'Brien

Transcript

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0:00.0

What up Small Beans fam? How's it going? Michael Swaim here with a couple big announcements and sort of a special extra length episode or Bienus module as we like to call them.

0:11.0

This is a big one. I'm nervous. First and foremost, please, if you've got any

0:16.3

love for me or us or the network, give me the next three minutes and then hopefully I'll

0:22.1

convince you to give me the next three hours and then a little more.

0:25.0

So I recently did something I feared I would never do, which is complete my first fantasy sci-fi novel.

0:32.0

It's called The Clim.

0:33.6

You might have heard me push it before.

0:35.3

I've had the PDF available over at the Small Beans Patreon shop for some time,

0:40.2

but as of today, the audiobook is now available with yours truly narrating it

0:46.0

it's about nine and a half hours of content for you and if you've liked any of my

0:51.0

fiction at the beginning of episodes of Tales from the Pit, I think you'll really like this.

0:56.0

I'm really pleased with how it came out and it's very meaningful to me.

1:00.0

It's been a long time coming. As I say in the intro, I've been working on it

1:03.7

in some fashion since I was about 14 years old,

1:06.8

so that's about 25 years.

1:08.9

I'm gonna toss out some reasons.

1:11.1

I think you might like it. You might like it if you're a fan of the people

1:15.7

I consider the inspiration for the piece. It's a bit of Vonnegut, it's a bit Harlan Ellison, it's

1:21.0

a little Douglas Adams as opposed to Scott, and there's a little

1:25.3

schmere of Gabriel Garcia Marquez if you're a magical realism fan.

1:30.3

It's a sci-fi fantasy epic memoir, I'm calling it because it does touch on my experiences with alcoholism and brain damage

1:40.3

and an abusive toxic marriage that crumbled around me and my time it cracked.

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