Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, what a show we have today.

Welcome to the Harland Highway Podcast, ladies and gentlemen.

Blo-blah, I don't know what that part was, but I felt I needed to do an insect noise.

I'm Harlan Williams, your host. This is the Harlan Highway Podcast.

Greatly appreciate your attendance here today.

Interesting show today, my goodness, very odd.

I'm starting the show with a very delicate topic.

I'm almost hesitant to talk about it, but it revolves around me urinating.

Yes, it's a long twisted strange tale of me and my urinating.

So get ready for that.

Maybe not for the most sensitive of ears,

but it's a story that has to be told.

It involves murder. How often you get murder and pee

together, okay? And then we switch gears, get an amazing phone call from one of the pavement

pounders, a very sensitive, touching, wonderful

phone call that by accident, or I should say by default, leads to Campfire Timmy having to come into the studio and sing his campfire songs

which I absolutely hate so talk about the yin and the yang here today on the Harlan highway

put your seatbelt on your your helmet, your diaper, because here we go,

this is the Harlan Highway.

What is this some kind of a joke or something?

Welcome to the Harland Highway.

What you're talking about, where?

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