I think my favorite story this week of the absolute mummies in control of our entire

government.

Joe Biden's new dog is biting more people.

I really like it when that happens, like I honestly do find it charming that it's just

like like major was like a pretty bad dog, but Commander is like Kujo.

Yeah, no, he commander is like born to kill.

As Biden gets older, the names get less coherent and dumber and the dogs get more violent.

You just imagine the White House and it's just these half-fearal dogs chewing on secret

service agents, leaving huge dumps in the Lincoln bedroom.

Yeah, but by like if Biden wins the second term, he'll have like just a wolf,

like not even a domesticated one, just a wolf you found in Delaware and he'll name him army.

And he'll kill, he'll kill nine deputy secretaries in the cabinet.

And they'll just be like, well, it's his dog, like what the fuck do you want us to do?

It's 14 serval cats.

Yeah, Joe Biden will become a Russian Instagram pet owner.

Yeah, but like I'm sorry, those Russians that have bears in their arpumas in their

fucking house and shit, those animals are well-behaved.

Those animals like, they're having their teeth flush.

They're watching TV, they're not biting people.

Listen to this shit.

Well, they never buy Joe, like you never hear like Joe maimed by a battleship or whatever the

other dog's name is. battles, you know, it's always happening to other people.

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