752: We Are The Mystery Boys? Kurt Metzger
Duncan Trussell Family Hour
Duncan Trussell Family Hour
4.8 • 11.2K Ratings
🗓️ 15 May 2026
⏱️ 124 minutes
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Summary
Kurt Metzger, Duncan's fellow Mystery Boy and one of the most important minds of all time, re-joins the DTFH!
Check out Duncan and Kurt's new podcast, Mystery Boys, debuting next Thursday (May 21) on YMH Studios!
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| 0:00.0 | Greetings to you, my friends. It is with great joy that I welcome you to these digital waters, |
| 0:05.0 | whether you're watching on YouTube or listening in your car, maybe on your commute, maybe you're |
| 0:10.5 | disposing a body, maybe you're chasing someone disposing a body, you're a private detective |
| 0:15.8 | out there on the beat, and at last you're going to bust the yellow-bellied killer of Detroit. Maybe you are in some |
| 0:24.9 | temple somewhere, a secret temple deep beneath the earth, or maybe you're in an Amazon warehouse, |
| 0:29.4 | maybe you're trimming weed, maybe you're smoking weed, maybe you're laying in your bed, |
| 0:34.1 | maybe you're in a coma, but you're not really in a coma. Somehow you're listening to this |
| 0:39.9 | podcast because someone who's been sitting with you likes to listen to it. You maybe don't like it. |
| 0:45.5 | I want to apologize to you. Come out of that coma. You could do it. Don't be a pussy. You just got to |
| 0:50.2 | wiggle those toes. Whoever you may be, whatever you may be, hyperdimensional entity, |
| 0:56.0 | God, godling, or something unspeakable, I welcome you to the DTFH, the podcast that brings to you |
| 1:03.6 | the most important minds of our time, which is why it's with great joy that I welcome Kurt Metzker, who is not only my friend, |
| 1:16.1 | but my partner. |
| 1:18.5 | You got that right. |
| 1:20.5 | Kurt and I are releasing a brand new podcast which you can find on YMH. |
| 1:27.4 | Next Thursday, it premiereses the mystery boys at last is here can you roll that clip Josh |
| 1:39.4 | next time on mystery boys on mystery boys |
| 1:46.1 | This is the mystery boys. |
| 1:54.1 | We fucking, we fucking, we tell the truth. |
| 2:00.1 | She looks like... |
| 2:00.7 | Beautiful woman. |
| 2:01.5 | The bad guy from true lies that. |
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