752 - SENIOR FUENTES drops by. CRAZY news story.

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2016

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Harland's gardener, Senior Fuentes drops by the studio for a chat. A crazy reptilian news story. The things you lose when you get old. Oldy moldy!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Doo do do down
0:03.0	bum bum bum bon there's a place that I remember
0:09.0	and it's the Harlan highway. How can we forget the Harlan Highway? We always remember the Harlan Highway.
0:17.0	Do-doom-doom-doom-doom. Welcome everybody. I am Harlan William. Welcome to the podcast. Today we are going to be talking about all kinds of wild things.
0:30.0	We have a crazy news story. Oh my God, way do you hear this. It involves a large
0:36.4	reptile and some illegal drugs. Yikes! Also, I got some disturbing news from one of my sisters.
0:47.2	She lost something, something that she can never get back.
0:51.0	Wait till you hear what she lost. Also one of my pavement
0:57.2	pounders calls the show and compares me to Adam Carolla, an interesting comparison.
1:04.7	And then I've heard a rumor that my gardener,
1:08.4	Senor Fuentes, is coming in today.
1:10.9	I never like it when he comes into the studio. He's my gardener. He should be at home
1:16.3	turning turn-ups over in the garden. He always causes me stress. But hey, that's why we're here to get rid of all our stress because this is
1:26.0	the Harlan highway
1:29.6	What is this some kind of a joke or something?
1:34.0	Welcome to the Harland Highway.
1:36.0	What you're talking about, where?
1:37.0	Son, you got a panty on your head.
1:39.0	Shut up and sit down, you big ball fuck.
1:41.0	Oh God, what's happening Oh God what's happening?
1:44.0	What's happened?
1:44.7	Hey Harlan, it shall leave.
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