Hi, everybody. Welcome to AITA pod. I'm Danny Vega.

joined today by Radu and Carla.

What's up?

Hey?

It's good to see you guys. We're recording. I don't know why I'm saying that.

Obviously.

Hey guys, we're recording. Welcome to the podcast. That's recorded.

We just hit 750 episodes so you think I'd be a little bit.

Whoa. We're almost done. We're all. Fuck off. Fuck you, bro. But yeah, I got a story for you guys.

I'm pretty excited about this one. So I went to New York City. What? City. Whoa.

And I flew into Newark Airport, which is not really necessary to say, except you take a train

from the train.

Yeah.

It's not an Amtrak.

It's not an Amtrak.

So you get on a real train and then you take, it's called an air train.

Yeah, not that pussy Amtrak, a real train.

And the air train in Newark is very distinctive because it has, they were like, how many people and they were like, I don't know, like 10 people will ride it? We don't really know. And the cars are like weirdly small. Yeah, yeah. Like the size of this living room lengthwise, like just super weirdly, like the size of a big van almost. Like, why? It's a train. Yeah. So anyway, I'm in one of these cars and I have just whatever all, like I kind of look a little weird. I'm wearing shades and I have like my gray pants on in a black shirt. So I look a little bit like a super tech bro. Anyway, this guy,

this dad is there. He's dad, wife, three kids. And he's talking about a movie, which I recently

saw, the 1980s classic, I believe it's 80s, planes, trains, and automobiles. Do you guys know?

Yes. And roughly the premise of this movie is it's kind of an anti-buddy comedy.

Like this guy kind of doesn't literally like this other guy, but he keeps ending up stuck with him. And then the other guy is John Candy, so he's like fat and adorable. And he causes all kinds of hijinks and he ends up joining them for Thanksgiving dinner or whatever. Yeah, I spoiled it. Sorry. I never. Anyway, talking about planes, trains, and automobiles, which I've honestly only heard the phrase, right? It's like a saying almost. Never heard anyone talk about it. So, you know, it's so funny, I just saw a movie. So I strike up conversation. We're talking. We're laughing. This guy actually says, yeah, I've only seen two movies and theaters in my entire life, and that was one of them. And I'm like, I need to know a lot more about your life because that's one of the craziest things I've ever heard. It's wild, yeah. Anyway, so we're talking, laughing, whatever. It's like, look, fun at the airport. Whoever heard of such a thing. The air train then stops and there's like a fucking like

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