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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

750 - Random Boners & Moles

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2023

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

Thanks so much to those of you who caught this live on Twitch or YouTube. We've really been having a good time with that lately and have a good group of folks over there that are hanging out in the chat room. Find the links at the bottom of the page. Here's to another "almost to the holidays" weekend! Man, it seems like when it gets to be this time of year that the time is just straight flying! Mai is dance crazy, so I will be trying to work on the e-scooter, and this time, I honestly think I've got all the parts I need to button it up! We'll see. I know that you guys are going to be copying and pasting these notes back to me when I eventually sell the damned thing to a person who can finally finish it. Tom was right.

Thanks again for supporting the show, and see you Monday,

d

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1. **E-vite Fiasco**: Discussion on the workaround for an e-vite account, highlighting the show's resourcefulness.

2. **Spencer Gift's Surprise**: Tom's shocking experience at Spencer Gift's with "naughty" Christmas sweaters, including audio from Tommy's voice.

3. **Ross' New Venture**: Ross has received his certification to become a personal trainer, with Tom commenting on the difficulty of working out.

4. **Ozempic and Random Health Topics**: Conversations about the medication Ozempic, random boners, and moles.

5. **Ross' New Segment**: Introduction of "Ross' Explosion of the Week," featuring the Battle of the Crater in Virginia.

6. **Tom's Routine Woes**: Tom expresses frustration with Crystal moving his stuff, affecting his routine.

7. **Personal Training Specialization**: Ross's idea to specialize in "baby steps for whales."

8. **Subway Subs Deception**: Dan recalls a company owning Subway Subs and its misleading name "Doctors and Associates."

9. **Smoking Post-Sex**: Pondering the allure of smoking after sex.

10. **Celebrity Contacts and Self-Advice**: Dan wonders about the number of celebrity phone numbers in one's phone and listener advice on self-induced vomiting.

11. **Debary Joe's Baconator Incident**: Debary Joe's story of performing a self-Heimlich maneuver due to choking on a Wendy's Baconator.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Today to mediocre time with Tom and dine podcast is brought to my ho ho.

0:08.0

What do you do?

0:10.0

That's hand-acorn.

0:11.0

Yeah, I know what you were doing.

0:12.8

I hope you have spinach in your team.

0:14.0

I'm hitting them with everything.

0:16.4

Santa Claus spinach.

0:17.4

Streamline mortgage solutions.

0:19.8

If you have a question, Brian Zymel's phone number is on Streamline Florida.com.

0:24.8

Streamline it or tingle your cringle.

0:27.6

And if you go to Streamline Florida.com and you click on the Tom and Dan logo,

0:32.2

Yes. Brian Zymel's phone number is there and Nan logo. Yes.

0:33.2

Brian Zymel's phone number is there and you can text them or call them

0:36.2

any question you have about your mortgage.

0:38.0

Do not prank call them.

0:40.0

And he'll answer it and he'll help you and decide whether it's good to refi, which they're doing right now.

0:47.0

If you want to take some money out of the equity of your home, or if you're looking for the best rate, a mortgage if you're buying a house give him a call

0:55.9

talk to you with all of that and then on the end of the phone call you can give him a

0:59.3

homos as what and why why don't don't give them that?

1:03.0

I do it that way I can't even say that.

1:05.0

I have to say that.

1:06.0

The mortitude is over the sound.

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