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#75 - Week 5 Recap: So You Want To Be a Gruden, the Colts run over the Chiefs & what's wrong with the Cowboys?

Chris Simms Unbuttoned

Chris Simms

Sports, Football

4.71.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2019

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Chris & Ahmed react to Jay Gruden's firing, touch on every game in Week 5 and dive deep into Colts-Chiefs & Packers-Cowboys. Ahmed has a pop quiz for Chris on a stunning Redskins stat, and Chris gets to sing for one of his QBs. (2:20) Redskins fire Jay Gruden (7:25) How much is Bruce Allen to blame? (11:30) Pop quiz: Who was the last Redskins All-Pro? (12:40) Patriots-Redskins "The best offenses in the NFL are running the football" (14:15) Bears-Raiders "I haven't seen the Bears front pushed around like that in a while" (20:35) Film Deep Dive #1: Chiefs O vs Colts D "The Chiefs just won't run the ball" (30:40) Colts O vs Chiefs D "Quenton Nelson is maybe the best O-lineman in football" (39:00) Falcons-Texans Chris sings Deshaun Watson's praises (41:55) Buccaneers-Saints & Jaguars-Panthers "You mean you don't need a franchise QB to win a game?" (47:25) Ravens-Steelers "Only 1 of Lamar's Jackson's INTs were his fault" (50:55) Film Deep Dive #2: Packers O vs Cowboys D "I worry about Dallas vs good quarterbacks" (58:30) Cowboys O vs Packers D "The Cowboys try too hard to put on a show" (1:04:45) Damn! Okay - A QB rebounds, a 2nd-year WR breaking out, and rookie coaches get their first wins

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0:00.0

Bucksover, Sam, Steve.

0:04.0

Yep.

0:05.0

Get it out of here.

0:06.0

Get that trash out of here.

0:07.0

How dare you do that to my artwork?

0:09.0

It was just a copy.

0:10.0

Okay, you're right.

0:11.0

You got the original.

0:12.0

You got the original.

0:13.0

That's a Mozart right there.

0:15.0

Good.

0:16.0

Well played.

0:17.0

Oh, yeah.

0:26.1

It's week five in the books, and we're going to react because that's what we do.

0:28.0

So this is what I was crumpling up.

0:29.3

Yes, copies.

0:30.5

Copies of your notes.

0:31.9

Not the original Mozart.

0:32.6

Not the original.

0:36.0

Of the two deep dives that you took last week.

0:36.2

Right.

1:45.9

You'll take again here this week. You know it. And we're going to go with Packers Cowboys, which was a shocker. And we're going to go with Cowboys Colts. I don't know, Cowboys Colts, Chiefs Colts. Yeah. Which were probably the two most shocking, I think, results of the day for me, for most people out there. Fun games and we will deep dive into them. Ahmed, what's up, dude? How are you? Your chest hair looks great today. I got it out today. Damn, you're sexy. Yeah, letting it fly. That's what Chris Sims unbuttoned in soar to let it fly. Have you actually sworn on this podcast yet? No. No. What a fucking loser. I don't know that I have sworn in this building to be honest. Is that right? On air or off air? Well, I'm a goody two shoes. I'm a goody too. No, that's not true. Oh. I have a bad side to me. Fine. Say a bad word. No, I do. But I do every once in a while. You know this about me. I'll drink a rock star energy. Oh, wow. Or a monster energy. Or honestly, or two Red Bulls. You live dangerously. I do. And I go two buttons down. I think that's dangerous. That is dangerous. I wouldn't do that. I know that. But I would do a lot worse than the other departments, okay? Yeah. Maybe it'll happen. Maybe I'll get mad enough that the lions will do something stupid. You're, I mean, what are you

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