75 Valentinian III

Roman Emperors: Totalus Rankium

Rob and Jamie

Comedy, History

4.9 • 742 Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2017

⏱️ 95 minutes

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It's all going wrong! It's all going wrong! Here is poor Valentinian, trying his hardest (well, at least his mother is) and his generals are doing nothing to stop the barbarians, they are too busy fighting amongst themselves. Britain has gone, Spain is going, Africa is going, Gaul is going, What is left? The empire is about to fall! Wait, who's this? Is that, no it can't be, is that Atilla the Hun? Oh £%@*.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Totalis Rankium. This week, valetionate three. Hello and welcome to Roman Empress to Tass Rancum.
0:26.9	I am Jamie.
0:27.8	And I'm Rob for ranking all of the emperors from Augustus to Augustulus,
0:30.8	and this is episode 75, Valentinian 3.
0:35.4	Yes, it is.
0:36.2	Thank you for Mowling along. That's all right. It's not off-putting at all. Yes, it is. Thank you for mowing along.
0:38.0	It's all right.
0:38.8	It's not off-putting at all.
0:40.2	No, at all.
0:41.4	Would you really figure after the whole episode?
0:43.9	Yeah.
0:46.2	I'd be impressed and terrified.
0:49.2	You're still doing it.
0:50.4	How are you doing that, Jamie?
0:52.0	Magic.
0:53.8	Right. So, we're back in the West.
0:57.9	Yay! Yes, Norius is dead.
1:00.7	Finally.
1:01.6	Finally, thought everyone.
1:04.5	Yeah, so we're jumping around a lot at the moment, so a quick recap.
1:07.9	So after the mass invasion came across the Rhine in 405-406.
1:11.8	And the uprising of Constantine 3 and others, plus the sacking of Rome, the West was looking a bit of a mess.
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