Hello lesbians and hello to my beautiful, beautiful friend, Issa.

Hello, everybody.

I am so excited to be here.

They have been dangling this carrot in front of my face for years.

I've been waiting to get you in this chair.

What is funny, guys, obviously, if you're not watching this, we are sat in Issa's

studio and I haven't even had her over to my place. I'm completely in your territory but maybe

this is just where you feel a little bit safer. Yeah and also your place I know quite well.

You do well yeah for those who are listening as well, Issa and Melly very very good friends. They

were living together for what six years yes in the place where I'm now

living yeah I've taken over I kicked them out and I was like this is mine now bitch yeah so now she's

not allowed to step back into my house every time that I go she's waiting with like a bucket full of

like boiling water yeah no I just stand by the door with the door open and I'm like oh you're gonna

leave or yeah so guys I feel like god have And I'm like, oh, are you going to leave? Yeah.

So, guys, I feel like, God, have we, I feel like me and Scarlett probably spoken about

you and many different occasions, but maybe never actually mentioned you by name.

No, I know.

But I want to give a quick little backstory as to who Eza is before we go into today's

episode as well.

So me and Scarlett were big fans of the dog park of Notting Hill.

And this was, would you say about what, four years ago now?

It was probably five because it was like in the midst.

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