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#75: No-No Words (Kurt Metzger, Keren Margolis, Ari Shaffir)

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Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 3 September 2012

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Kurt Metzger invited into his Spanish Harlem tenement where we talked about censorship of comedians. I don't know anyone who gets more upset every time the issue comes up. He gets so angry. I love it. Keren Margolis was also there and she gave her perspective as a comic who's new to the game. What we can and can't say on stage is probably the biggest hot button issue in the world of stand up.

Transcript

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0:00.0

You tell me to relax and listen to these facts that everyone's my friend

0:08.5

And we'll be totally out, but know this much is true

0:13.5

No matter what I do, no matter what I say, I'm bending everywhere

0:22.0

Well, hello there, ladies and gentlemen

0:30.0

Welcome to Ari Shephard's skeptic tank, I'm Ari Shephard

0:34.0

My voice has been fucking shot since really I had a bit like six months ago I started this

0:40.0

To be screaming I haven't even done it for the last two months

0:43.0

But my voice has just not come back

0:46.0

Maybe I have screaming throughout my act

0:49.0

Hello, you guys, welcome to Ari Shephard's skeptic tank

0:51.0

On today's episode, I talked to my friend Kurt Metzger

0:55.0

You might remember Kurt from the very first podcast that I did on my own called Religion It

1:01.0

It was a good one

1:03.0

And you might remember from the one I fucked up about a month ago where the sound was terrible

1:07.0

Because I had a fucking awful chord and that's the same guy Kurt Metzger

1:11.0

He's one of the funniest people in America

1:14.0

He's amazing, if you ever get a chance to see him live, which you won't because he never tours

1:19.0

He goes like six road gigs a year

1:22.0

You should see him, if he's at the comedy seller in New York, you should see him, he's a New York comic

1:27.0

And he tends to get to see him, fucking see him

1:29.0

Plus, he's got this amazing thing where he goes on Facebook and just starts fights

1:35.0

So he just says like ridiculous things and goes back and forth of people on comments

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