$75 Million for Zero Wins

Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2021

⏱️ 76 minutes

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--We discuss the NCAA getting shut out in the national title game of legal cases --No really, it's hilarious, they got destroyed --Worse, they asked to be destroyed, thinking they would win! --And it only cost them $75 million to lose every case! --THEY MADE BRETT KAVANAUGH SUGGEST A UNION --Some light discussion of whether Captain America brought oral sex to the United States --A review of the Daddingest Things --Jason begins a ten year campaign to convince his wife to live in a van --Spencer gets bigtimed by his own father on Father's Day --Holly suggests a cable channel of comfort movies only aired during sports for psychological comfort Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Where's the van life fart life?
0:02.3	I need to know what your fart strategy?
0:05.9	I believe this is a question for fart wolves.
0:08.3	This is not a fart.
0:10.5	I'm just going to go to the biggest band accounts, right?
0:12.7	Go under the Instagram and ask them all the same question.
0:15.2	What about the farts?
0:16.7	How do you get the farts out of there?
0:17.9	I feel like Michael Felder and I need to do this.
0:20.1	This is like a Michael Felder investigates thing.
0:22.9	Like, hey, how do you keep all the farts at it?
0:24.6	You're a beautiful, Tweed van.
0:26.2	You're a little West Anderson fantasy.
0:28.4	It smells like farts.
0:29.2	I know it.
0:48.7	Welcome to the shutdown full cast.
0:51.8	You are listening to the internet's only college football podcast,
0:57.3	which tonight means that we also possess the August title of America's most
1:04.1	important legal broadcast.
1:07.1	We need a right.
1:08.5	We need we need legal music.
1:10.5	But I don't know.
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