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0:00.0	The following podcast is a work of fiction, but it is also a proud member of the Thile
0:09.6	Ampry, the Earwolf Network, and it continues to be sponsored by Cards Against Humanity.
0:16.0	If you send a package to Cards Against Humanity, 1917 North-Earth-Earth in Chicago, Illinois,
0:21.3	60642, care of Arnie Neekampt for Million Minotaur Town of Hogsface, Land of Foon, the
0:27.4	21-year-old millionaires at Cards Against Humanity will go through the Shorad of shoving
0:31.7	it through the portal behind the Burger King and somehow getting it to the hosts of the show.
0:36.6	And now, enjoy the show!
0:57.4	Hello from the Magic Tavern!
1:01.6	A weekly podcast from the magical land of foon.
1:04.4	I'm your host Arnie Neekampt, if you've never listened to the podcast before.
1:08.0	This is the business.
1:09.4	A year and a half ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King into the magical
1:13.6	fantastical land of foon.
1:15.4	Luckily, I still get a Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King through the portal and I used
1:19.4	that to upload a podcast I record every week here in the tavern, the Vermillion Minotaur,
1:24.2	in the Town of Hogsface, in the land of foon.
1:26.6	When I'm joined, I'm always joined.
1:28.2	I mean, with very few exceptions, I am joined by my buddies, my boon companions, Shunt,
1:33.5	the King of the Badgers.
1:34.5	Shunt, please!
1:35.5	Hey!
1:36.5	How you doing, bud?
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