75 - Hot Mess Hoedown
Seltzer Squad - Staying Sober In The City
Kate Zander
4.9 • 778 Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2020
⏱️ 17 minutes
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Summary
After receiving such positive feedback from the Squad when Kate read a listener's email on the pod, the girls decided to call out for “Hot Mess” stories.
In this episode Jes reads some hilarious listener stories to remind everyone that we have ALL been there.
(Got a story you’d like to submit? Email us at seltzersquadpod@gmail.com, put “hot mess” in subject line)
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Seltzer Squad, the podcast about staying sober in the city with your host, Kate Sander and Jess Valentine. |
| 0:20.4 | Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess. |
| 0:23.7 | Hi, Kate. |
| 0:25.2 | Welcome to the Hot Mess Hodeau. |
| 0:28.0 | I love that that's what you're calling it. |
| 0:30.1 | So after I shared that IUD story, I got to tell you guys. |
| 0:35.0 | A lot of people reached out. |
| 0:36.8 | Also, I felt weird. |
| 0:38.1 | So when Jess came up with the idea to reach out for everybody else's hot mess stories, |
| 0:42.2 | I was very relieved. |
| 0:44.5 | And the stories have been coming in and I actually, they're so good that I had to stop reading them because they also made me cringe because it just brings you right back to being a drunk fool. |
| 0:55.8 | So I'm going to let you take it away. So we have a lot of, I don't, nominations, I don't know, just entries. And I chose four. |
| 1:03.6 | I only skimmed them. I seemed like they were all kind of funny and relatable. And I feel like that's |
| 1:09.0 | what we all need and come here for. |
| 1:15.3 | I need this hot mess ho-down at least to be a little lighthearted because of where we're at right now in the world. |
| 1:17.1 | So I'm just going to go ahead and start. |
| 1:18.9 | I'm going to read them and then we can kind of talk about them. |
| 1:21.4 | All right. |
| 1:21.9 | So, all right, this chick, she said her name is Liz. |
| 1:26.5 | So hi, Liz. So, hi, Liz. All right. Thank you for submitting. All right, here we go. In |
| 1:31.3 | college, two things would usually happen to me when I got blackout drunk. I would run off by myself |
| 1:36.1 | and I would eat until there was no food left. One night after closing down the bar, my friend had |
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