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It's episode 75. We're close to 100, free sports of the way. And all the babies are checking in, and we are listening.

Portland, Maine, there are a few tickets left to my show on Thursday, and then I'm coming in a Hampton Beach, New Hampshire, which I think is sold out.

And Connecticut and Fox Woods, we're doing a casino, and I have a late show. There's still tickets left. The first show is sold out.

So come on by, episode 75. Congratulations, and just one day closer to getting to that log cabin.

That's it. I'm in Los Angeles now doing the podcast, and I'm happy I've been home for a little bit. I'm enjoying it.

I don't know what I'm doing for the 4th of July. My backyard is in shambles. I am making my redoing my backyard because I'm taking out the fake grass.

When I bought the house, there was fake grass, and the guy was like, it's really cool because it's called smart grass.

Fake grass is shit grass. It doesn't matter what you call it. You can call it genius grass. It's a piece of shit.

You dog shit on it, and then you got to fucking scoop it up. And then hey, wait, what the fuck? How does it get washed? Wash itself.

It's if it doesn't it doesn't grow. It sucks. Fake grass fucking sucks. It's not smart grass. It's dumb grass. It's shit grass. Okay.

So I'm putting stone. And I guess that's fucking I don't know, but that's what I'm doing. And of course it's taking longer than it should. Of course it's taking longer than it should because they said it's gonna be done Tuesday.

It's not gonna be done Tuesday. It's not gonna be done Saturday. It's not gonna be done next week. Of course it takes longer because you gotta call the city. You gotta get a permit. You gotta do all the shit. It's knowing as far.

Anyway, I'm taking the grass out. And LeBron's coming to LA. First thought I had about LeBron coming to LA was literally audibly I go like this.

Oh fuck, because the traffic it's gonna suck. And there's gonna be so many people who are bandwagoners trying to get on. They want to get out. They want to go to the game now because they want to see LeBron.

You are a fucking barracuda. You see a fucking shiny necklace and you flock to it. You are a fish. You're a cuda. No, dude, you know what I know? You know what? I don't go to Laker Games. Now I know I'm definitely not going to a Laker game because I'm not going because I'm not I'm not going just because some fucking new players there.

And now some hot chicks are gonna be there and they're gonna be trying to convince me to go with their Instagram pictures. God damn mother fuck with their Instagram pictures, right?

They're gonna be so much watched. Braun play. They're gonna do that with their fucking titties out.

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