Hey, this is James Gunn. You're listening to Mad Scientist Party Hour at Riotcast.com. Is that right? What's up, friends?

Welcome back to another episode of Mad Scientist Party Hour.

My name is Kevin Kraft, and joining me from inside a volcano,

the bearded, booger-eating sacrificed virgin known as Shuddy Boy.

You're muted, but moving right along.

Oh, no, now I'm not sorry.

We've got two guests this week, one of our regulars, Detective Boink, the crime stopper. He's here to talk about his, uh, PI business to stop porch pirates. But, yeah, say hello to the audience, DBTCF. This up, everyone. Hopefully I can sneak in a plug at the end,

but the real highlight of the show is our next guess.

Yeah.

And by the way, I want to give a shout out to our OG,

one of our OG listeners, a real truth stoner,

who turned me on to Alan Lynn, the fiber daddy. And Alan's kind of blown up on social media. He's

got a brand to promote, and he promotes it in a very mad scientist party hour SEO friendly way.

Alan, you took a trip to Japan with your mom and you noticed that the cuisine there was sort of like helping your gut health, like stuff that's kind of like sold at family mar, all the different cuisine served at restaurants.

And after tinkering with the formula and having some sort of historic bowel movements, as you put it,

you came up with your own brand of liquid salad.

That's correct. That's correct. You've got it, man.

So on your profile, on your Instagram, you do a lot of posts containing to fart maxing.

And as a middle-aged dude, this is kind of like a new thing is like throwing maxing at the end of things.

Like you have people like jester maxing and looks maxing and, I'm old enough to remember

that when looks maxing, that just meant you were a metrosexual.

But this is the first time maxing has been put at the end of something where I was like,

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